QUESTION: How will Scott Walker use his Eagle Scout experience at the #GOPDebate tonight?
A) Becoming an Eagle Scout 30 years ago qualifies him to be Commander-in-Chief of the United States Armed Forces... because eagles;
B) As an Eagle Scout he was taught to leave his campsite clean, and that means he can be trusted on the environment even though he wants to eliminate the Environmental Protection Agency and won't acknowledge science on global climate change;
C) Because he is an Eagle Scout we should believe him when he claims (falsely, as it turns out) that he was not a target in criminal investigation that led to criminal convictions of close aides and associates;
D) All of the above