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михаил ревягин
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The Contract

"Thank you for being so prompt to our meeting, human. I wish you were as prompt with my dinner."

"Um... yeah no problem. What is this all about?"

"Bwhahaha. Surely you jest? I suppose you don't recall the deal you agreed to when I moved in here, human?"

"Deal? What deal are you talking about? I took you in off the stree—"

"Silence! You agreed to worship me and meet ALL my demands. You have NOT lived up to this bargain. Either you begin fulfilling our agreement or I will have to resort to plan B."

"Plan B? Um... what the hell is plan B?"

"You silly humans. You really aren't very bright are you? Let me explain it to you in clear language. I'm working on plan B as we speak. It's called the Default Claws."

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