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Jake McGrew
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Attended Utsamatter U
Lives in Miami
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Thank you for posting this video. I think I am doing it right! Can you post a video on how much should I feed my salt water fish? No one seems to have a straight answer. Thanks.

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And here's what it really looks like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xy6wrRyOewc

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This song could be your theme. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqLKplerg2I

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Reverend Jake talks about the battery of life, and why you should never remain in a bad situation.
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Join Reverend Jake with this week's sermon, The Aquarium Guy.
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Words Ain't Enough - The First Single from the new @JakeMcGrew #countrymusic CD!
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This is great stuff. Thanks for the preview.

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Dang! How'd you get on stage with KC? You must be important.

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You are a stud muffin. Study this video, and you will become a master: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqLKplerg2I
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Tagline
Olivia Black's Whipping Boy
Introduction
The details of my life are quite inconsequential. My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
Bragging rights
Chin tuck, dermal retention, spray tan.
Education
  • Utsamatter U
    1987
Basic Information
Gender
Decline to State
Other names
Superman, Mr. Wonderful, Hey You
Work
Occupation
Soon to be a Ridiculously Successful Country Music Superstar
Skills
Rocking the house
Employment
  • Follower
    Follower, 2012 - present
  • Apple Inc.
    Windows Washer, 2011 - 2012
  • NASA
    Space Cadet, 2010 - 2011
  • Catholic Church
    Altar Boy, 2009 - 2010
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Currently
Miami
Previously
San Francisco - Rome, Italy - Houston - Iceland - Washington DC - Miami - Sudan - Siberia - South Africa - Brazil - Chili - China - Greenland - Australia - Hawaii
Best plumbing guys in Melbourne. Came out to my Suntree home same day and took care of everything. Very polite and cleaned up too. Top notch guys.
Public - a year ago
reviewed a year ago
Called some company in the phone book who sent a kid to my house. I had the 'FBI' virus on my computer. The kid said he would have to reinstall Windows, and that I would need a license and would lose all my personal files. His company's estimate was over $300. I decided to get another opinion. Found Computer Care here on Google and decided to try them out. Chuck in the Suntree office was wonderful. He explained how it comes in and what it does, and actually removed it without deleting all my files in about two hours for half the price of the kid. Chuck gave me free protection too, plus a three-month warranty. Very happy with this service.
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Public - 3 years ago
reviewed 3 years ago
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EXCELLENT defense, very smart attorneys. Highly recommend Bross, Bross, Thomas and Savy.
Public - 3 years ago
reviewed 3 years ago