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Hooman Hedayati
Works at Witness to Innocence
Attended University of Texas at Austin
Lives in Austin, Texas
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The Road Back to Tehran: Undoing the Last Sixty Years
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Amazing.
What you see above is the largest true-color photograph of the night sky ever created, shot by 28-year-old amateur astrophotographer Nick Risinger using si
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With GoPro?
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R.I.P Delbert. We'll miss you.
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Imagine if Santa said TROLOLO instead of HOHOHO
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Thanks for posting the full video online. Namjoo is great as always.
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Good parallel skills.
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Delbert Tibbs was a poet, with several published pieces in magazines and books. Pete Seeger put a few lines of his poems into a song titled "Delbert Tibbs." At that time he was dedicating the song to a young black man serving a death sentence for the 1994 murder of a white woman at the Raiford State Prison in Starke, Florida. Here's a version of that song I edited from an hour long podcast by the Florida Folklife Collection and the State Archives of Florida. R.I.P. Delbert.
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Delbert Tibbs By Pete Seeger
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Sit not sour at the passage of the days for patience
is bitter but its fruit is sweet
-Saʿdi
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I can't believe I haven't been doing this my entire life
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  • Witness to Innocence
    Texas Field Organizer, present
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Austin, Texas
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Qazvin, Iran - Holyoke, Massachussets - San Antonio, Texas - Monterrey, Mexico
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Hooman Hedayati is a rocket scientist at NASA where he supervises top secret government space projects. Hooman Hedayati is also a professor of economics and a fellow at UT Austin where he heads departments of Biology, Geology, Anthropology, Apology and all the other departments that end with “ology.” He is on the boards of directors of multiple multinational companies. In his spare time, Hooman advises world leaders such as George W. and Tony Blair on world affairs and foreign policy. Well, that’s what his mom thinks.

In reality, Hooman Hedayati works for a plasma television manufacturer as a plasma donor. Prior to that, Hedayati worked at a sperm bank as a sperm donor. He was subsequently terminated after numerous complaints from customers about the low quality of the sperm. Many of the infants were returned for a refund.
Hedayati is currently interviewing with a start-up pharmaceutical company in India for a position as junior suppository testing specialist. A master's degree in political science from the University of Bora-Bora helped land Hedayati a career at a branch of a prestigious Fortune 500 firm called McDonald’s.

Hooman Hedayati, a militant nudist Buddhist and according to the Playgirl magazine "the sexiest Middle Eastern man alive since Yasser Arafat," has devoted his entire life to organizing support groups for men with hideous circumcisions. He also heads a nonprofit organization called, “Middle Eastern men for better body hair removal products.” Hooman has traveled the world looking for the answer to the most fundamental question asked by every man: where the heck is the remote control?
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  • University of Texas at Austin
    Government and Middle Eastern Studies, 2005 - 2009
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