How's your Scots? Ane leid is nivver eneuch (one language is never enough), so come to Stirling Castle this weekend and delve into the world of Scots stories, food and songs: http://ow.ly/TcQaf
Here are some phrases to get you started:
Can ye speik mair slowly?
Whaur's the wattrie?
A'd like tae veesit Scotland ae day.
A hae nae thochtie.
Dinna fash yersel!