Today, I decided to take my little sister to the zoo for her birthday. When we got to the lions' cage, I got my phone out to take some pictures, but some woman bumped into me. I can now reveal that the first lion to own an iPhone lives in Columbus, Ohio. FML

Illustrated by Bouss — His blog: http://bouss.over-blog.com

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up!". FML
http://www.fmylife.com/kids/56665

Merry Fucking Christmas from the FML team!

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We now have our own Google+ URL: http://google.com/+fml Thanks, Google!

Now, that's a gorgeous profile picture, isn't it?

Today, I'm posting my first status on Google+. I'm not sure anyone will ever read it. FML