I am sick and tired of your goddamn antics out in the field. You have made a mockery of my name and this department’s name. You’re a reckless, renegade sonofabitch and it’s time somebody brought you down a peg or three. This isn’t some western where you can go around playing cowboys and Indians with your guns blazing. This is Geek Squad.
What, you expected some kind of hero’s welcome because you fixed a older couple’s router during a routine HDTV setup? Not from me, hotshot. You’re a goddamn TV install technician. That is fucking it. You hit anything else, you call for backup. I don’t give two shits what kind of home networking crap you pulled in the academy. There is an order here for a reason.