Not sure what's more inappropriate, the fact that I showed up at the elementary school only to notice I was wearing my "Science Bitch" shirt, so I had to scratch my neck like a crackhead while I was walking to cover it up, or the fact that when some redneck in a lifted truck purposely puffed exhaust smoke at us after speeding by just to be a prick, I pulled up next to him at the light to yell "Congratulations, but you still have a tiny dick" to which Randall immediately followed up with "Yeah! It's real small!"
Guy just came in with a few comics and asked if I could tell him how much they're worth. I'm expecting McFarlane's Spider-man #1 or some shit like most people bring me thinking they have a gold mine. MOTHERFUCKER HAD X-MEN #1 AND THE FIRST APPEARANCE OF FLASH IN HIS HANDS!! It took everything in me not to grab them, leave all my shit behind, and run.