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D.J. Paris
Works at DJP3, Inc.
Attended Miami University
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Two days ago a blogger emailed me and asked how to get more readers. It was a stupid question, for sure. I wrote the person back (I didn’t know them at all) and said, &qout;I’m going to tell you, but you’re not going to like the answer.&qout; Then I wrote the answer. It was one sentence long. I almost hit se…
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You were all wrong about my garbage disposal. I purchased a condo in 2005 because my folks were nice enough to lend me a down payment. At closing I was able to pick out all the cabinets, countertops, moldings, and appliances. I remember trying to figure out whether to upgrade to the nicer appliance…
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I am getting a colonoscopy. If I rated medical procedures based on hilarity, colonoscopies would make my top ten. Not as funny as calf implants for dudes or ladies getting liposuction on their toes, but close. &qout;So, what’s the deal with my b-hole, doctor?&qout; The proctologist had just spent a good fou…
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I saw the greatest bumper sticker of all time when I was 18. Driving to my busboy job in the summer of 1994 I had a Beatles album on full blast. I had recently discovered the genius of the Beatles and (like most people with music sensibility) determined them to be the BEST BAND IN HISTORY. I still f…
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Yes! I did it again last night. This time the instructor went around with a belt and whipped us when we got a position wrong. Tough, but fair!
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On most BC2 current beta on Note 4 lollipop. Any idea why I would be getting duplicate notifications for the same event? Also, the times in the screenshot are different, too. Weird!
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D.J. turns over the show to Ellen Williams and Erin Dymowski of Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms who ask me about my favorite subject – me. Come see the three of us at BlogU where we’re presenting ...
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The fine people at StupidAssQuestions asked me to respond to stupid ass questions. I think they wanted me to choose just one from the bunch they sent, but I answered everything. They were so taken with my wit that they featured me for a full week. I had a blast and am proud have been part of their s…
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Any plans to integrate with Todoist?
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I'm glad to hear about the planned integration. It is also the top of my wish list
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I have dry feet. Well, not feet so dry that the skin cracks and you need to dunk them in Noxema. My feet just don’t get sweaty. Like ever. Honest injun! Same with my pits. They don’t sweat. To prove this I didn’t wear deodarant for an entire year. I told only two people - my (now) ex-wife and the on…
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I saw the greatest bumper sticker of all time when I was 18. Driving to my busboy job in the summer of 1994 I had a Beatles album on full blast. I had recently discovered the genius of the Beatles and (like most people with music sensibility) determined them to be the BEST BAND IN HISTORY. I still f…
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true...:-)
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Test Post from Thoughts From Paris - True Stories - Funny Blog - http://thoughtsfromparis.com
Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are!
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    2011 - present
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