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david kilmer
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Attended Pennsylvania State University
Lived in Rochester NY
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Reproduction Man is back. http://dkilmer.itch.io/reproduction-man
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Have him in circles
160 people
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Jackie Meyer's profile photo
James Avery's profile photo
Michael Kilmer's profile photo
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Keith Anderson's profile photo
gunna sai's profile photo
Fulvio Gerardi's profile photo
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  • LincWare
    Señor Programmer, 2010 - present
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Rochester NY - State College PA - Altoona PA - Dallas TX
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Like Rilke, I am not a Virgo
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My slow waltz is other people’s calypso. My refrigerator calls me “Sir.” God talks to me, but won’t leave a message on my answering machine. I swoller, I hoon, I fromp and rolic. I apologize in advance for my crimes against humanity. My gas never gets below three quarters of a tank. I am exempt from voting. My pants catch fire in the heat of argument. Parking tickets do not annoy me. Insects will not bite me out of deference for my pole vaulting ability. I have learned the mating cry of the common housefly and the calculus of silkworms. I care too much to just sit down and be quiet. When my nose runs, I have no problems catching it. I have peed in the fountain of youth. I have asked my belly to enunciate more clearly. I have proven Fermat’s last theorem using only my thumbs. I have drunken deeply from the cup of love, and shaken the hand of fate. My hibachi is in perfect working order. The pile in my outbox is larger than the one in my inbox. Time has no meaning for me. I have died only to rise again. People stand in awe of my fourteenth century trout collection. I am a grandmaster of Bingo.
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  • Pennsylvania State University
    Philosophy, 1987 - 1991
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