After careful consideration, I realized that you are not actually human. Clearly you are an alien who came to this planet to slum in the bizarre diversity and chaos of our existence. Your novels must actually be documentaries from your own galactic civilization and coy observations and commentary on what we earthlings do to ourselves.
So thanks for dropping by and providing a modest enlightenment. It is regrettable that exposure to your civilization would be so harmful to our own development. What a fine thing it would be to see your planets.