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Dear fellow Beardos, sign up to help break some completely obscure and silly World Record in Amsterdam with me next week.
http://www.boomchicago.nl/world-record/
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Wait, what?
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"I was told that this was Barack HUSSEIN Obama’s America now, so I had no recourse. A look into my county taxes revealed something even more disturbing. Apparently, some of the money goes into a so-called “fire department” — but my house has never burned down."
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But can't we go back to a time when- NO!
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STOP GIVING PEOPLE MY EMAIL ADDRESS, DIANNE FARLEY!
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Seriously. Fuck Columbus. I knew he was bad, I didn't know he was this bad.
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Apparently if I just continue literally translating things I want to say in to Dutch, I will be one of the cool kids.
We may have in the past mentioned the way Dutch teenagers seem to describe everything these days as nice, but it seems there is more afoot in cross-over language land. We've had Dunglish - the love...
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To go for a run, or to play InFAMOUS 2 for a few hours...?

Oh, Sloth, YOU WIN AGAIN.
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"Paul: And in my state, we have a lot of rural hospitals that teeter in the balance. My fear is that these hospitals may be bankrupt by overwhelming them with Medicaid patients."

I can't even. Like, literally that makes no sense. They will go bankrupt by having customers with insurance that can pay their bills. Instead of uninsured customers who cannot. o.O

This man is an actual moron.
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Well obviously they will go bankrupt, just like all those hospitals in Europe <roll eyes>
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Hey, #FuckFlorida.
But proponents say Nathan Bedford Forrest High School merely honors its namesake's Civil War record.
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Hello. I need this.
Build this please. Industrial designer Joey Ruiter has created a bike design around a growler from a local brewery. A growler is a beer bottle that contains a half gallon of beer. Says Ruiter, “With or without the beer, this changed how we view typical beach/ city 'cruisers.'” Works for us.
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LORD, COVER OUR WORLD WITH THE BLOOD OF YOUR SON.
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I'm, uh, complicated. at least, that's what all my exes screamed at me as they slammed the door...
Introduction
Late '70s born, antitheistic, politically ornery, Transformers lovin', high autism spectrum theorized, doctorally degreed American engineer living in the Netherlands.
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Bragging is unseemly.
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R&D Engineer