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The main problem with the Impossible Wallace Case is that every single piece of evidence could be used to prove both Mr. Wallace's guilt and his innocence.
Warning: You'll probably be up all night trying to figure out the terrifying truth behind these mysterious crimes.
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6 Gross Bodily Functions Humanity Developed On Purpose - http://goo.gl/FzDWUm

Because while bad parenting today merely means a visit from the government and/or a reality show contract, historically it meant dead children, which was a huge waste of resources.
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Why The CoV Decided To Throw Its Full Support Behind Trump - http://goo.gl/m7YR9T

"My family is a toilet brush, a clump of hair from the drain, a dusty toothbrush behind the sink, several bloody Q-tips, and a water-warped copy of Truck Trend Magazine from October 2013."
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15 Things That We'd Love To Scream At Our Manager's Face -http://goo.gl/AHZvuO
Punctuated with an airhorn. ‪#‎Photoplasty‬
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Vermin Supreme is a perennial presidential candidate and a ninja at helping protestors and cops keep their cool when things get bonkers. #CrackedRNC
A lot of folks deserve credit for keeping the RNC protests peaceful, but in my experience covering all four days, one man stood above the rest: Vermin Supreme.
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6 Celebrity Kickstarters That Failed In Hilarious Ways - http://goo.gl/668cHp

Shocking that the Kickstarter community didn't pony up for Hercules Saves Christmas.
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4 Unexpected Things You Learn When Moderating A Fetish Chat - http://goo.gl/6St9yV

And things do get disturbingly real sometimes.
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No One Knows What Trump Is Like - http://goo.gl/GDlMng

All kinds of people spoke at the RNC, and we're no closer to knowing Trump as more than a caricature. Soren explains more from behind a desk at the link. ‪#‎itsavideomfers‬
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I'd wager you my Mr.Fission he loses
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Presidents basically have to have pets to make them seem more human and less like cyborgs that run on money and the power of the Constitution.
Every election, politicians keep serving us up the same crap -- stuff that has nothing to do with their ability to lead.
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Pro Tip not included in most real estate guides: Make sure your ass fits on the new toilet.
That we've not made this process tolerable in any way is a testament to just how abhorrent moving really is.
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When CGI Won't Cut It: 6 Realities Of Being A Movie Monster - http://goo.gl/ZZuvK3

David Hyde Pierce didn't Big-Time at all - he respected all the effort Doug Jones put into Abe Sapien.
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B.S. That Consumers Shouldn't Still Have To Put Up With - http://goo.gl/7kDhTG
Admit it. You didn’t even really look to see how many of those boxes of Mike and Ikes were ill-gotten did you, receipt checker dude? #Photoplasty
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+Jim Allen Dear Jimmy, can you post anything eithoit cursing? Or are you that ignorant? 
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