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The 11 Most Essential Self-Defense Techniques Everyone Needs - http://goo.gl/quhUvt
Nothing bad’s going to happen to you beautiful people if we have anything to say about it! ‪#‎itsagifgallerymfers‬
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The Imposter tells the story of an IRL troll who enjoys tracking down parents of a missing child and then claims to be that missing child. Weird for starters, but boy does this get nutso in directions you do not expect…
I'm a big fan of documentaries. They are far and away my favorite thing to watch. Why? Because I love information. I'll take all of it I can get. Howe...
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Dear Zachary pissed me off and depressed me.
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Why would Sherlock’s brother hire actors to play Watson and Moriarty? Elementary, our dear Cracked readers…
Throughout the entire series, Sherlock Holmes, super-sleuth, misses the most obvious clue right in front of him: that his brother, Mycroft, is creating fake puzzles for him to solve to keep him from killing himself.
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4 Spam Emails That Deserve To Be Movies - http://goo.gl/TfwuAn
You may have received an email about a Nigerian astronaut stranded on an abandoned Russian space station and 14 years later, he's still up there…
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To get revenge on her cheating husband, Teddy Roosevelt's daughter wove together a love quadrangle comprising herself, her friend, the chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations committee, and the Speaker of the House. If that happened today, the news would literally explode, Scanners-style.
Soap operas are like professional wrestling for housewives, full of outlandish characters and convoluted plots too crazy for real life. Or are they?
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In Japan and Europe, there is nothing like a “friend zone” – it’s called “being friends.” #itsapodcastmfers
Though they often seem to be lacking in self-awareness, Americans are well-acquainted with the stereotypes about themselves.
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"Friend zone" used to be exactly that, you´re friends, but all the entitled douches began whining on why that girls doenst want to fuck them, and hence the new meaning.
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73 percent of women whose sexual assaults fit the legal definition of rape don't think of themselves as rape victims. It makes sense when you think about it. Who wants to be a "victim"?
Date rape is just one never-ending pit of B.S., and you need to know more about it.
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And in India, 56% of the women who had consensual sex...WANT to be the victim of rape, files a case and sends the guy to jail just because he didn't want to marry her!
Strange world we live in. 
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According to the Marvel timeline, Thor is about 1,035 years old. That has serious drawbacks: 1.) He'll outlive every Avenger pal by a pile 2.) Saving the f@cking planet would be as consequential as a rope swing exercise at summer camp.
Thor's going to need that Sad Hulk song played for him.
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A groundbreaking new variety of fungus to some, a jack-off sex toy to others…
Rare new mushroom, male sex toy. Same difference.
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25 Unfathomable Facts About Porn And Sex (You Can't Unknow) - http://goo.gl/nkLEqW
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Three out of every four people caught bringing drugs across the border are U.S. citizens. Amazingly, this statistic doesn't find its way into many Trump speeches.
Whether you have a 'live and let live' approach or you're convinced that every person with a foreign accent is destroying this country from within, you're probably operating under some false assumptions about the issue.
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16 Historical Events Only Made Possible By Drugs And Alcohol - http://goo.gl/OvZNVF
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