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These tween girl metal groups become exponentially creepier when you consider their fans are probably a big bunch of headbanging single men with corrective lenses and bad skin who live in a country that invented schoolgirl-panty vending machines.
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The real star of Scream was Ghostface, and that stardom only happened because of a random visit to an old lady's house.
While the Ghostface mask has become iconic, it wasn't always a part of 'Scream.'
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The 10 Greatest (And Saddest) Achievements In Gaming - http://goo.gl/zM7Z13
Exactly what that “Awards and Achievements” portion of your resume is for. #itsaGIFgallerymfers
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Are you kidding? Wedge wasn't even close to the first person to do this. Here's Sinister1 doing it in front of a live audience in 2013: https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=NZt4uzC2jKM
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“Aliens! Aliens! Aliens!” – premiere episode of the new Cracked Studios series “We’re Not Alone” available for your eyeballs now!
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A team led by Professor Philippe Jeandet of the University of Reims in France dredged up 168 bottles of nearly 200-year-old champagne from a Baltic Sea shipwreck and reported that, apart from having lost most of its bubbliness, the wine had been perfectly preserved. How do they know this? Because they tasted it, of course.
If you've ever wondered what it would be like to touch, taste, or kick back and smoke the past, rest assured that it's possible to.
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In blindfold trials, they couldn't tell red from white...
No shit! I can do that!! 
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We can describe this film in only 14 words: In Uganda, war has hit the streets. F@CK THAT, says The Ugandan Expendables. And since we have one word left over, underline that "f@ck."
The 'Expendables' is ripoff wall-to-wall karate and machine guns and has virtually no interest in linking events together with a narrative.
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Mind-boggling supa bastardry, for sure. 
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6 On Set Mistakes That Led To The Greatest Movie Scenes Ever - http://goo.gl/OQBahH

Thanks to the film's editor, one moment where he dropped the in-joke made for one of the most memorable quotes in film history.
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Baseball legend Jose Canseco’s Twitter feed is a firehose of batsh!ttery. And he’s got half a million followers hanging on every lunatic word.
@hopeless is the 'Woe is me' Twitter account you've sought for the entirety of your miserable life.
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Now that we have turned Washington's dream into a Kafkaesque clown show, maybe we ought to look back at some of the highlights of how we arrived here.
Teddy Roosevelt announced his candidacy as part of the newly formed Bull-Moose Party, named after two of the many animals that were terrified of him.
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There are only so many reasons you might be painting a tunnel on a wall. You might be trying to: Kill a troublesome bird, cut corners at your failing contracting business, impress a woman…
So it's finally come to it. You're going to paint a tunnel on a wall. I'm not going to ask why you're doing this, what strange road your life has taken to get you to this point.
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Before Powerpuff Girls, creator Craig McCracken was a mere poor CalArts student d!cking around in his dorm. And we do mean d!cking aorund in his dorm.
Presumably, 'Powerpuff Girls' got picked up only after they entered a clause in the contract specifying that there wouldn't be any tiny mutant orgies in it.
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"Whaddup, a$$holes; my dad owns the moon."
Apparently the real goal of prom is to make everyone else at the catering hall think the dress-wearer's father is some sort of all-powerful interplanetary oligarch with limitless wealth and space capabilities.
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