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Stuff From College (And How Long It Stays With You) [Chart]
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We remember more from season four of The Sopranos than we do from college.
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4 Annual Things We All Forget To Prepare For Every Year --> http://bit.ly/CrackedUnprepared
Get it together, people!
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Point Number Three is complete bullshit. The Post Office every year prepares for incoming increases in mail by hiring more people. Every year the the infrastructure is taxed to the utmost. They do the best they can with what they have available to them. Hiring more people when you can only have so much moving by train, truck, and plane can only do so much.

What the PO needs in money. Last year Congress forced them to lower their rates back down to 47 cents a stamp from 49. Might not sound like much but it caused the lose of 2 billion dollars. The PO needs to control more of its finances. Write your congressperson about it.

Congress should also return the 75 billion sitting in Limbo that it force the PO to pay into "retirees health benefits" for people the PO hasn't even hired yet.
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5 Horror Scenes Deleted From History For Being Too Creepy
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History textbooks are full of drama, political intrigue, even romance -- but they go out of their way to leave out terrifying, underwear-ruining horror.
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I mean... Dracula (Vlad the impaler) himself, and fucking King Leopold II!
This is standard, textbook, mainstream history taught in most schools in the UK!

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The 22 Most Pointless Arguments We’ve All Wasted Time On
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Don’t like our title? If you argue with us, you’re only making our point.
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5 Things You Only Learn About America Foreclosing On Homes
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Maybe let the medicine kick in before reading this.
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+Cracked Whatever is being done with the advertisements is causing the page in the Google+ iOS app to go blank. I've given up on reading your content for now. 
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"In the future, babies will poop on computer chips" was a prediction NOBODY had.
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The Most Important Things You Need To Know On Friday 1/20 --> http://bit.ly/ImportantThings1-20
“Nolite te bastardes carborundorum”

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We remember more from season four of The Sopranos than we do from college.
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6 Actors Who Had No Clue What Movie They Were Making
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Hey, like you, sometimes actors phone it in at work, pick up their (much larger) check, and mosey on home.
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Phoned it in?!
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Knowing what you do about medical care in this country, do you think the 17.1 million children with mental disorders are receiving the care they need to become strong, functioning adults?
It's always been rough being a teenager, and there's at least some evidence it's now rougher than ever.
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6 Famous Literary Quotes Everyone Uses Exactly Wrong --> http://bit.ly/URDoingItWrong

Do you hear that sound? It’s the screams of millions of hipsters as they race for tattoo removal.
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Also, the quote is absolutely fine as it stands anyway! He's saying that the guards may be corrupted by the wife!
So it's perfectly fine as it is...
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7 Pieces Of Good News About Huge Stories (No One Told You)
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Dry your eyes, this is the news you've been waiting for.
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We offer heaps of facts smothered in humor. We are the professors you wish you had in school; we are Indiana Jones except with less bravery and more dick jokes.