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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (6/2) - http://bit.ly/1QnhaPB
 
Jenny’s got her finger on the pulse of all the viral trends sweeping the youth market!
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The 6 Most Surreal Celebrity Endorsements - http://bit.ly/1JjV5kn  
The only way a lot of this makes sense is if celebrities said, “I have awesome superpowers and I’ll let you put your logo next to me.” Also, dump trucks full of money.
Watch the whole damn thing right here! #itsavideomfers
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+Roy Delgado That was weird.
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"My ADHD is entwined with both depression and anxiety. Before Adderall, I was way into self-harm and suicide. Post-Adderall, I've found some better hobbies. It's a pretty big deal to me.

See, pharmacists and manufacturers are supposed to tell the DEA how many patients need the medication, and the DEA is supposed to increase the allowance to keep up with patient need -- except they routinely forget. Maybe they have ADHD too?"
Drug shortages are a real and terrifying thing. Let's talk to somebody on the wrong end of one.
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You know her as Leia, but for about 15 years Carrie Fisher had her hands in movies like Hook, Sister Act, Last Action Hero, The Wedding Singer, Coyote Ugly and Scream 3.
Creativity is a fluid beast, and sometimes actors, writers, and directors branch out to pursue projects that seem to be the exact opposite of what they're good at.
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A hare tricks a little girl into marriage, then slaps her around and makes her cook feasts for all his deadbeat woodland buddies. Because, fairy tale! #CrackedClassic
The Brothers Grimm were a pair of child-hating lunatics.
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The tongue-slobbering, crotch-diddling Miley Cyrus we see today is basically some body snatcher Hall of Presidents version of our beloved Miss Montana. According to crazy people.
Once you become famous, someone somewhere is going to assume you're an iguana person wearing a badly-made people mask as you plot the world's demise with your fellow Illuminati.
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There’s nothing wrong with nostalgia. In fact, it’s great! But, we don’t recommend going back and watching old episodes of the “TMNT” cartoon you loved, because it’s a garbage program.
What don't people already intuitively understand about pop culture? The short answer is 'a lot of things.'
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I knew the TMNT show was cheezeballs when I watched it as a kid in the 80's because everyone at my school was already reading the comics before the show came out. I enjoyed the show a bit, but it's the movie that was the highlight of childhood. And it still stands up, I rewatched it recently and even with its own flaws and cheese it's still miles better than the crapfest that is the new one (though I'll admit the new on is probably a bit better than TMNT3). Point being, I don't have to sit there and accept a crappy TMNT reboot, I have every right to complain for myself and for the kids today that we all deserved better.

I rewatched some Muppet Babies recently as well, and that show is even better than I remember, mostly because I get the references more than before.

That said, I watched more adult films and shows as a kid than actual kid stuff. "It's just for kids" is a bullcrap copout for lazy writing and cheap animation and disrespect for established audiences. There are plenty of examples of stuff "for kids" that is just as enjoyable, or moreso, for adults. And those examples just highlight the crappy ones that have no excuse!

... And if they touch Babylon5, I will cut somebody...
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You may think we’ve hit rock bottom with the new “povertainment” reality show “The Briefcase,” but, oh, we can scrape so much lower. Plenty of people would watch “Who Wants to Pay for Their Child’s Lifesaving Operation”!
Where others see a tragic decline in our national conscience and integrity, I see opportunity. Which is why I'm pitching the following ideas to CBS.
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+Connor Mc The two are not mutually exclusive. 
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5 Horrifying Ways Famous TV Shows Tackled Current Events - http://bit.ly/1JhWU2T
Like the hackiest of mashup DJs ,“Law & Order: SVU” figured, hey, why not combine George Zimmerman’s shooting of Trayvon Martin with Paula Deen’s racial verbal tics into one, big button-pushing episode!
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5 Beloved Celebrities Everyone Forgets Did Terrible Things - http://goo.gl/qxpnhI

Spicoli just didn't stick. ‪#‎CrackedClassic‬
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If you run out of enemies to shoot, you can always mod that old AK-47 and rock everyone else’s faces off. #CrackedClassic
Having a war is a little like having a baby; it requires massive stockpiles of all the best tools, toys and clothes to ensure the greatest chance of s...
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20 Ridiculous Coincidences That Saved Movie Heroes - http://bit.ly/1I5xe6t
Drunk grandpa: good for offing vampires and getting you out of awkward small talk with old high school acquaintances when he pisses his pants then knocks down a Cheez-Its display at the supermarket. #Photoplasty
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I always through Grandpa had a pretty good idea of what was going on but the jeep move was pretty reckless.
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