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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (6/30) - http://goo.gl/C96aLM
 
Bad news for the human species. Great news for the world’s manufacturers of long-handled wiping aids.
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+White Jesus and here you see the exact kind of person he was condemning.
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7 Creepy Urban Legends That Happen to Be True (Part 6) - http://goo.gl/ur3owJ

It really spoils a good cannonball when you smack into a dead body. #CrackedClassic
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Most people know the Taj Mahal as a Wonder Of The World built in the 17th century, but those people are not P.N. Oak, former president of the Institute For Rewriting World History.
Let's take a sticky stroll through the paranoia-addled world of insane conspiracies.
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Lorillard Tobacco introduced their Kent brand, a cigarette with a filter made of something way more cancer-causing than tobacco. Smokers lit that sh!t right up, burning their way through 13 billion Kents between 1952 and 1956.
Here are a few times some well-intentioned measures backfired like an old Pinto.
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4 Reason Terminators Suck At Their Jobs - http://goo.gl/dbCA7D

Time displacement equipment is just plain fussy. ‪#‎CrackedClassic‬
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In the original couple of films this was explained: Skynet was losing the war and so killing John Connor in the past was motivated by desperation. Of course, from Terminator Salvation on they lost sight of this...
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Our concept of alien life is firmly rooted in the idea that it would be comparable to life on Earth, but it could very well be a fart cloud of neon gas and space lightning that communicates with a series of atonal whistles. ‪#‎CrackedClassic‬
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15 Dead Movie Characters Everybody Forgot To Mourn - http://goo.gl/IgnZMf

Luke wanted off the farm, Luke got off the farm. #Photoplasty
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Just because we didn't seem him mourn onscreen doesn't mean that he didn't mourn off-screen. 
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What happened to the Fiske Reading Machine of 1922, you ask? The past equivalent of Amazon or Google probably bought him out and shuttered the company.
Your great-grandparents had access to some of the same 'innovations' we have today; they just weren't as flashy about it.
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"Have you ever flushed a line of floss, a condom, or a feminine hygiene product down the toilet? You know, because who wants to put that gross stuff in the garbage, right? Well, guess what -- all you did was force somebody else down the line to fish it out and then throw it away." ‪#‎CrackedClassic‬
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ISIS formed inside the pressure cooker of Camp Bucca & in 2011 money stopped flowing to other terrorists who were keeping it from exploding all over Iraq & the region. And here were are.
We learned that, if we're not the father of ISIS, the United States is at least some sort of uncle.
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Forget spending time with your family. Some bosses always want to put on a spectacular supervillain attack on a holiday weekend.
Reggie sat outside Dr. Terrordoom's office, brainstorming as hard as he could.
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Cracked Responds: Shia LaBeouf's #Introductions - http://goo.gl/xJtytI

What kind of world do we live in when we can’t trust our celebrity meltdowns anymore? #itsavideomfers
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