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Sitrep Op: Operación Esmeralda

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This May 21th is a memorable day for some reasons: Remember the “get on board, fellows”, pusillanimous “cuenta pública” speech of the president, drunk guy at the zoo which indirectly caused the death of two lions, and besides of all that, ENL team was beginning early the esmeralda operation… yeah… may 21th… esmeralda (name of a chilean navy frigate) … if creativity were a fluid, we’d have a fire hydrant wide opened at home.

The architecture of all this operation is almost completely responsability of a psychotropic stoned state of victorono agent (A.K.A. vic) after a refinement by the agents AgFREECS and Ardeis

To accomplish this operation we splitted in teams,
Team Pichilemu: Manssini
team Quintay AgFREECS
Team Che Loco: Cebas7 y NORBOT
Team Los Vilos: Victorono
Team for linking support in V: conityta y MarcelaPa
Mountain Forever Alone: ElVergonISB helped by ketterer
Cleaning guests: Ryuvens AgFreecs LiamDamytaDrake FelipeA0916 ImJoven
Operator: Ardeis

Agent ketterer helped uphill ElVergonISB the more he could with his 4x4 ketterMovil, then ElVergonISB continued the journey by himself, getting cold. He climbed very early before CP for safety reasons, so he had to wait located in the portal for about 3 hours, lonely, almost freezing, eating bergamota roots and chocolates which it’s supposed to give him sexual powers. Some chinese tourists saved him from hipotermia by transferring the heat of theirs naked bodies.

Getting back into the operation: it was planned for 1:00PM CP, happily all went successful and everybody celebrated like yupi yupi! What a big BAF (Big Ass Field) of 58.199.670 mus porcently divided in:
Mental Unit: 40%
Fish Unit: 8%
Che Unit: 40%
Cow Unit: 12%

The BAF (Bullshit Asymmetric Field) lasted what was supposed to: just the CP until the RES player FrankCebolla encouraged and went to destroy los vilos portals.

On that moment there's one thing left to say: Great, we committed so much MU, we did some huge BAF’s (Broken Ass Folks) and everyone lets go to take a rest, have dinner and watch tv, but no… we waited for 10 hours to the next CP at 11PM, taking advantage it was just link back again, and savagely appeared a new BAF (Bring Again the Fudge) to score just in time in the CP.

Everybody got back home safe and sound, very happy on the accomplished mission, all of them but Manssini, who was on the road coming back from Pichilemu and flattened a tire, and the spare wheel was very low pressure… but he is so much enlightened that he could flatten the four tires, bring back his truck in his back and all of it would worth the effort.

And for finishing, we’ve got to add the worth of this operation is the big coordination endeavour we delivered, the quick adaptation to changes in the masterplan we had to do in between and the commitment of the agents that after making the first BAF, waited in place for 10 hours in radar silence to link back again the second BAF. Thanks Chilean and Argentinian agents.


SPANISH:
Este 21 de mayo es un día para recordar por varias razones: recordar el “al abordaje muchachos”, cuenta pública pusilánime de la presi, curao en el zoológico que indirectamente causó la muerte de los 2 leones y además el team ENL comenzaba temprano la operación esmeralda… sip… 21 de mayo… esmeralda… si la creatividad fuera líquida nosotros tendríamos un grifo abierto a toda llave en la casa.

La arquitectura de esta operación es casi totalmente responsabilidad de una volada psicotrópica del agente Victorono (A.K.A vic) después pulido por los agentes AgFREECS y Ardeis

Para realizar esta operación nos separamos en teams,
Team Pichilemu: Manssini
team Quintay AgFREECS
Team Che Loco: Cebas7 y NORBOT
Team Los Vilos: Victorono
Team de facilitación de links V: conityta y MarcelaPaz
Forever Alone de cerro: ElVergonISB con ayuda de ketterer
Artistas invitados por limpieza etc: Ryuvens AgFreecs LiamDamytaDrake FelipeA0916 ImJovenK
Operador: Ardeis

El agente ketterer ayudó a ElVergonISB a subir lo que más se pudo el cerro en su 4x4 ketterMovil, para luego ElVergonISB continuar la travesía solo y con frio. Subió bastante antes de CP por seguridad, de modo que debió esperar en el portal aproximadamente 3 horas, solo, casi congelándose, comiendo raíces de bergamota y chocolates que le dan poderes sexuales supuestamente. Unos turistas chinos lo salvaron de la hipotermia transfiriendo calor con sus cuerpos.

Volviendo a la operación: se planteó todo para el CP de las 13:00, felizmente resultó y todos celebrando yupi yupi!, el tremendo BAF (Big Ass Field) de 58.199.670 mus divididos porcentualmente en:
Mental Unit: 40%
Fish Unit: 8%
Che Unit: 40%
Cow Unit: 12%

El BAF (Bullshit Asymmetric Field) duró lo que tenía que durar: el puro CP hasta que el player RES FrankCebolla se aplicó y fue a bajar los portales de los vilos.

De ahí solo queda decir: que rico que metimos harto MU hicimos tremendos BAF (Broken Ass Folk) y todos a descansar, tomar once y ver tele, pero no… esperamos 10 horas al CP de las 23 horas, aprovechando que estaba llegar y armar y de nuevo aparece salvaje el BAF (Bring Again the Fudge) a marcar precisamente en el CP..

Todo el mundo llegó sano y salvo a sus casas, todos felices por la misión cumplida, excepto Manssini que venía de vuelta solo de Pichilemu y pinchó un neumático y tenía el repuesto sin aire… pero es tan iluminado que podría pinchar las 4 ruedas, traer la camioneta al hombro y aún así valdría la pena todo el esfuerzo.

Para concluir hay que indicar que lo valioso de esta operación es el gran esfuerzo de coordinación que se utilizó, la rápida capacidad de adaptación al plan que debimos hacer entremedio y el sacrificio de los agentes que luego del primer BAF, esperaron 10 horas bajo silencio radial para volver a armar el segundo BAF. Gracias agentes de Chile y Argentina.


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Qual a maneira correta de sugerir edição de um local que não está presente no lugar informado pelo maps, se não sabemos se ele continua existindo em outro lugar ou realmente não existe mais ?

Deixar sem edição? Informar que não existe, simplesmente? Informar que está permanentemente fechado?

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vejo coisas assim com relativa freqüência nos últimos dias...
a grande maioria lojas pequenas ou comércios que nunca usaram o Google maps e não reclamaram seu negócio.

Não queria ter que procurar em outras redes devido ao gasto de tempo envolvido sem uma garantia de encontrar a informação.

Penso que vou adotar uma postura conservadora quando não puder procurar em outros cantos.

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Sabe aquele agasalho que não te serve mais, ou que não combina com as últimas tendências da moda? 
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Adoro programação, tecnologia, ciência e Google.
Busco sempre de aprender mais, ser mais e viver mais.

Reconheço muitas das minhas fraquezas e procuro sempre vencê-las com a ajuda de Deus.
Se velocidade não é minha força, sei que a perseverança é!

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