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Chocolate Weapons
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Full size chocolate guns, chocolate grenades and chocolate ammo bullets
Full size chocolate guns, chocolate grenades and chocolate ammo bullets

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We are #stockingup on our #SoapWeapons - We can't seem to keep these massive bars of soap in stock! #dontdropthesoap #rubadubdub #stockingstuffer #AR15 #guns #smellssogood
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Phew! The weather is finally cooling down and we are making our #CHOCOLATE #BULLETS! 🌡️You can preorder them now on our site at www.ChocolateWeapons.com and depending on the weather in your area, we should be able to get them shipped in about 2 weeks. 🇺🇸 #merica #chocolateammo #chocolatebullets #chocolateweapons #bitethebullet #ammocan 
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LOL @chocolateweapons hooked @poweredbymario on Instagram up with some crazy stuff, Hillary and Trump soap! What should he do to/with them? Let's hear some ideas. (Keep it clean!) Also got some Zombie Poop. LMAO! 😂 The Glock soap gun is cool too so I paired it up with a real suppressor for schiz n giggles. #gun #guns #soap #soapgun #chocolateweapons #hillary #hillaryclinton #donald #donaldtrump #2016presidentialelection #presidential #presidentialdebate #presidentialelection #zombie #walkingdead #walker
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What's in your pocket? A #donaldtrump soap bar? 😂 These are available on our website at www.chocolateweapons.com - in the meantime check out @everydaydump to see some insanely awesome gear you should be stuffing into your pockets 👍

#Repost @everydaydump
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Thirsty Thursday
@chocolateweapons Trump soap bar, I will not wash with this.

@kandmedgecraft knife

@alexandryandesign holster
@shopedcgear edc pen with all good stuff
#gunsdailydaily #sickguns #merica #machinegun #patriot #AR15 #everydaycarry #igmilitia #everydaydump #machinegunvids #pistol #weapon #glock #2a #gun #handgun #2ndamendment #DTOM #assaultrifle #guns #gunporn #rifleholics #rifle #sickgunsallday #AK47 #Калашников #usa #freedom
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Tag a Zombie fan!!

💀☠You'd better watch out...they're coming for you!
They're hungry for BRAINS, and need something to CHEW.
CHOMPING and GRINDING and slurping and moans...
Then after digesting they'll POOP OUT YOUR BONES! 💀☠

Check out the latest addition to our product line! #Zombie #Poop 💩 These #bloody colored candy #bones come in a #vintage printed cotton sack and are the perfect gift for anyone into #zombies or #thewalkingdead 😱

Available now online at www.chocolateweapons.com and #etsy #madeintheusa #outbreak 
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Rub-a-dub-dub get #Hillary & #Donald in the TUB! 😃 Introducing our mini #hillaryclinton and #donaldtrump Soap Heads (yes they are REAL bars of Soap!) Perfect for that #political friend or foe! #Fathersday is right around the corner too! Now available on our website at www.ChocolateWeapons.com 👊

#GIVEAWAY - We will give away 2 sets of these soaps to 2 lucky Instagram followers on #MemorialDay. Here's the deal...we want your tag lines! We know you're super #witty, and can come up with a fun and creative (keep it 'clean' folks!) slogan for these soaps. Give us your best one in the comments below and TAG your political friends! We'll pick our 2 favorites.

Remember
1. Leave your slogan in the comments👇 (this is a family page so keep it clean please!)
2. TAG someone (or lots of people 😉)
3. Must be following us @chocolateweapons

Winners will be picked on Monday! #trump #thedonald #benghazi #clinton #bathtime #raceforthewhitehouse 
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Times are tough and the hood is rough. The #EasterBunny has to pack some #chocolateheat to protect his stash of #eggs 🐰 Is a #chocolategun protecting yours?🔫
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Repost and spread the #bunnylove ! #nomnomnom #easterbasket #theeasterbunnyisreal #ibelieve #pewpew #hop 
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Taking a break from #chocolate to get our #50bmg on #pewpew :) Things of beauty! Don't forget, Monday is the last day to order chocolate guns for guaranteed #Easter delivery. Use coupon code: EASTER2016FB to save 20% #50cal #bullets #ammo #downrange #firearms #2nd 
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Please like and share this post, and tag all your favorite bunnies :) Flash sale ends Monday so hurry!

💣 BLOW UP their #easterbasket 🐰 with a chocolate gun or grenade! 💲SAVE 20% with code: EASTER2016FB
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Step up your #easterbunny game with a full size solid #chocolate #weapon - way better than #peeps and plastic eggs! Discount code is only good through Monday, so #jump on it before this #flashsale ends!
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A solid CHOCOLATE GUN + GUN SOAP for #valentines day?! Buy at CHOCOLATEWEAPONS.com and get #free shipping for a limited time. We only have a handful available! #bestgiftever #dayoflove #timesrunningout #pewpew 
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