Beer VS. Women
A Beer is always wet, a woman is not….1 point for beer!
Beer is horrible, when it is hot….1 point for women!
A cold beer satisfies you….1 point for beer!
For a beer, you pay taxes….1 point for women!
If you drink a second beer, the first one doesn’t get angry….1 point for beer!
You can always be sure that, you are the first one Opening a beer….1 point for beer!
If you shake a beer, after a while it calms down by itself….1 point for beer!
You know exactly how much a beer costs….1 point for beer!
A beer does not have a mother….1 point for beer!
A Beer won’t ask you to hug her for half an hour after having it….1 point for beer!
So the Score is……Beer beats women 8 to 2
If you’re a guy, enjoy this message..If you are a woman reading this and getting angry, know that a beer would never get angry……1 point for beer