"...it's only when we truly know and understand that we have a limited time on earth... and that we have no way of knowing when our time is up... that we will begin to live each day to the fullest, as if it was the only one we had..." Elisabeth Kubler-Ross ;-P
"...difficult times have helped me to understand better than before... how infinitely rich and beautiful life is in every way... and that so many things that one goes worrying about are of no importance whatsoever..." Isak Dinesen ;-P
"...for a long time it had seemed to me that life was about to begin... real life.... but there was always some obstacle in the way... something to be gotten through first... some unfinished business... time still to be served... a debt to be paid... then life would begin... at last it dawned on me that these obstacles were my life..." Alfred D. Souza ;-P
Start at 50 and add or subtract points as stated for each statement that applies to you...
Add 10 if you are a virgin. Subtract 5 if You have had sex before. Subtract 5 more if you have had sex with more then 5 people. Add 5 If you have never had oral sex Subtract 5 if you have had or performed oral sex. Subtract 2 if you have had sex in a public place. Subtract 3 if you have done 69. Add 5 If you have never had an orgasm. Subtract 2 if you have masturbated. Subtract 3 if you have fingered/ given a handjob to someone else. Add 5 if You have never seen someone of the opposite sex naked. Add 3 if you haven't been kissed in the past month. [At least not romantic or passionately.] Add 2 if you have never masturbated. Add 5 if you have never seen or watched porn. Subtract 5 if you have made your own porn. Subtract 3 if you have participated in anal sex. Subtract 2 if you have used lube during sex. Add 5 If you cant remember your last perverted thought. Subtract 5 if you have used sex toys. Subtract 3 if you have had a perverted thought in the past hour. Subtract 2 if you have kissed someone of the same sex Subtract 2 if you have had sex in an automobile.
Above75 means you kinda suck in bed. Above 50 means you are not so good in bed... and not so fun Below 50 means you are fun in bed Below 25 means you are damn great in bed!
Copy this and post your own COMMENT! Put the subject - my sex score is...
"...it doesn't matter how long we may have been stuck in a sense of our limitations... if we go into a darkened room and turn on the light... it doesn't matter if the room has been dark for a day... a week... or ten thousand years... we turn on the light and it is illuminated... once we control our capacity for love and happiness... the light has been turned on..." Sharon Salzberg ;-P
"...i may never have speed... but i will always have mileage..."
"...i am not a religious man... but my body is my temple... the pavement is my church... every step, a grace from God... every breath, a silent prayer ... every distance, a holy blessing... every run, a fervent worship..." ;-P