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Bag of Mangled Mimes! This bag of ten defective mimes and pieces of mimes looks like some kind of performance art gone terribly wrong. You can pretend they are defectively walking against the wind or they caught up in a giant invisible lawn mower, it's up to you! No returns, these mimes are yours forever. http://buff.ly/1xqkB4J
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Mark's Pick of the Week! Illuminati Storage Box is 25% off - Buy one before they destroy us for revealing how they store their recipes and old photographs. http://buff.ly/1EH2rxv
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Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure is back in stock! Meow. http://buff.ly/1Bcl0pF
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Our new Dashboard Beethoven will make all the other driver's think you're listening to classical music, but he likes all kind of music. In fact, he particularly enjoys Taylor Swift because he likes to nod off the haters. http://buff.ly/1N5CWZe
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Get our latest shirt! Bigfoot was at Archie McPhee the whole time. http://buff.ly/1CT0RCU
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Mark's Pick of the Week is the Hippo Attack Mug! 25% off! http://buff.ly/1Dozg05
Marks says, "The hippo is the deadliest animal on the planet, so naturally we put one in a mug. Let the average, uninformed schmo be afraid of sharks and piranha, you can terrify yourself with every sip confident that your fear is justified by statistics. Plus, hippos look adorable."
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Mark's Pick of the Week - The Bacon Collection! Over $40 in bacon stuff for less than $20! http://buff.ly/1APX5tI
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Bag of Defective Unicorns (Still Magical) - When we got in a shipment of defective unicorns there were some cruel people here who wanted us to throw them away. We refused! We think each one is valuable and special in its own way. They just need you to take care of them. There will be approximately 8 unicorns and pieces of unicorns in each bag. http://buff.ly/1NF0xQM
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Our Introvert Notebooks draw attention to the fact that you don't want to draw any attention to yourself. http://buff.ly/1Ke6JQD
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These Llama Salt and Pepper Shakers seems strangely appropriate today! Nice of life to market for us... http://buff.ly/1DXXD4Y #llamas
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Our owner's sale item this week is the USB Pickle Light at 30% off!

Mark says, "Keeping up with technology so you can impress other people is always a pain! Why not buy the one thing that will make their new iPhone seem pitiful in comparison. The USB Pickle Light plugs into any USB port which causes the pickle on the end of it to light up. Take that, Apple!"
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The Handicorn looking majestic in front of a rainbow. Every Monday can be this magical if you get one for yourself! http://buff.ly/1xZsh7k
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For over 30 years Archie McPhee has been supplying the world with awesome and amazing things. We make Handerpants, the Yodelling Pickle and the world famous Horse Mask!