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Mark's Pick of the Week! 20% off Abraham Lincoln Bandages. http://buff.ly/1GJL3XG

"He will heal your wounds as he healed a nation." - Mark
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New Dress-Up Shakespeare Says! A 15" tall Shakespeare with reusable vinyl clings. Shakespearean insults, workplace cliches and outfits for wordy Willy to wear! Perfect for your desk at work or to have sitting behind you while you Skype.

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Mark's pick of the week is Exploding Wasabi Candy!

"This candy not only explodes in your mouth, it also has a delicious horseradish heat! In a pinch, you can even put it on sushi instead of roe." - Mark
Exploding Wasabi Candy not only has the flavor and heat of wasabi, it also crackles, sizzles and pops like a lava flow!
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Mark's Pick of the Week is the Bibo Painting! 20% off! http://buff.ly/1IvouW5 "Bibo is a God Monster with intelligence who shoots colorful smoke from his hip. Our Bibo Oil Painting is the classiest Bibo item ever produced. There should be one in MOMA, but it's too controversial for those stick-in-the-muds." - Mark
This hand-painted oil painting features the bizarre and mysterious cult icon known as Bibo.
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All orders today (April 1st) on Archie McPhee will get a free Inflatable Beard of Bees! Also, the first 50 customers at our Seattle store will get one. NO JOKE! No coupon to enter, EVERY order will have one automatically added. http://buff.ly/1xXSY32
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Mark's Pick of the Week - The Bacon Collection! Over $40 in bacon stuff for less than $20! http://buff.ly/1APX5tI
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Bag of Defective Unicorns (Still Magical) - When we got in a shipment of defective unicorns there were some cruel people here who wanted us to throw them away. We refused! We think each one is valuable and special in its own way. They just need you to take care of them. There will be approximately 8 unicorns and pieces of unicorns in each bag. http://buff.ly/1NF0xQM
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You need this Bat Mask! You know, to be creepier... http://buff.ly/1zksfyu
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It's record store day! Get our collectable Meat Parade single on bacon-marbled vinyl. Buy it here: http://buff.ly/1JSYAgk
Watch the music video here: http://buff.ly/1JSYAgl
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10% off our Googly Eyes Glasses today! Stock up so your whole family can wear them in your vacation photos... http://buff.ly/1GpNNeV
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Bag of Mangled Mimes! This bag of ten defective mimes and pieces of mimes looks like some kind of performance art gone terribly wrong. You can pretend they are defectively walking against the wind or they caught up in a giant invisible lawn mower, it's up to you! No returns, these mimes are yours forever. http://buff.ly/1xqkB4J
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Mark's Pick of the Week! Illuminati Storage Box is 25% off - Buy one before they destroy us for revealing how they store their recipes and old photographs. http://buff.ly/1EH2rxv
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For over 30 years Archie McPhee has been supplying the world with awesome and amazing things. We make Handerpants, the Yodelling Pickle and the world famous Horse Mask!