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"Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon." — Doug Larson

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life expectancy would increase by even a lot more if you have to hunt for your bacon .  :)
 
Life expectancy would increase EVEN more if bacon was healthy.
 
Bacon is healthy to certain degree. Compared to eating industrial cleaning powder it is very healthy. Maybe it decreases my life expectancy a bit, but then again if you get hit by a bus you will regret not eating bacon… for a fraction of a second that is…
 
For me, vegetarianism is blown wide open by the fact that even they have to hide the taste of vegetables!!
 
+Giuliano Maciocci Sr., Weaklings like Joe Namath, Prince Fielder, Tony Gonzalez, Carl Lewis, Jim Morris, Mac Danzig, Billy Simmons, and so on?
+Andi Kravljaca you're hanging out with the wrong veg-heads. Vegetables are delicious! Or perhaps you're confusing hiding with enhancing. I bet you don't eat your meat raw, and probably add some salt, condiments, etc.
 
Life expectancy will increase if people exercise.
 
Blown wide open? It's not like eating a plant based diet is some sort of cult, it's just a choice.

I just find it odd that everyone is always so "crazy" about bacon the past year or so. I think it's more about wanting to be like the guys on Epic MealTime then it is about having a deep seeded love for bacon. 
 
Thanks...  now I'm super hungry.  Breakfast...  UGH.  NO BACON AT HOME.
 
thats some good looking bacon
 
Hence people put beacon in their vegi. Maybe someday someone comes out with a beacon air freshener :-)
 
Veggies are like beer...you have to acquire the taste ;)
Matt V
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Eating bacon may shorten your life but at least you'll die happy. If we were meant to be vegetarians we'd have our eyes on the sides of our heads not the front. We are predators. 
 
LOVE BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
same here bacon is like sososo good!!! who doesn't love bacon????
 
Its a matter of perception.
 
Bacon is awesome.   My father bought a bacon scented car freshener.
 
u just made me want to go make me some lbvs just lookin at it got my mouth watering lol 
 
Bacon is oh so good, turkey bacon is just as taste with a lot less fat :-! The only bacon i eat .
 
my dog is staring at the computer
 
I think there is a berry out now that will do just that...
 
Knowledge is power.--France is Bacon ㅋㅋㅋ
 
Bacon is good on pretty much everything...I usually lay it on a cookie sheet, paint each piece with maple syrup, sprinkle cinnamon on top, then bake it. It's just amazing!!
Sam M
 
that pan is made of lead
 
I prefer straight-up pork belly, grilled on the BBQ. But, yeah, bacon is fantastic.
 
I'm apparently a weirdo I don't like bacon.
 
Had a cat once who, when she smelled bacon cooking, would pace back and forth in front of the stove, and then assault me when the bacon got on the plate.  She won.
 
If being a vegetarian is so awesome; why do they have veggie dishes mimicking meat flavor; how do they know it's meat flavor unless they're eating meat?
I do like my veggies but not tossing out meat it's healthy too!
 
Great selective focus! Mmmmmmm....
 
i love bacon!!!!!!!!
 
Eat all the bacon you want in life...40mg Lipitor chasers after every setting will keep your cholesterol in the green...:-)
 
Obviously you haven't spiced up your greens with great spices. It can make a disbeliever a believer in no time! YUM!
 
really? cause i don't exactly like fatty meat even though i'm not a vegan
 
Bacon is sooo gross. The texture and crunch to it is awful. Sausage is WAY better 
 
A pound at a time and a pound at a time.  Get it?
 
Only in the oven or the microwave:p
 
A little education for you... Bacon isn't unhealthy but eating to much of it could be. "Could" because it also depends on your genetics, fitness, and overall diet.
 
I Loveeee Bacooonnn .! I Had It Last Night For Dinner ; p
 
BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Wow love bacon yummy !!!!!!!
On fresh white home made bread 
 
I heard somewhere that it wasn't the bacon fat, it was the white flour that sticks to the bacon fat;) So we should really be dissing the white flour...
 
BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
SO not fair!  Makes me hungry!
 
BACON LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
That bacon don't look too goooood D': It's slightly on the crispy side . HOW COULD ANY HUMAN BEING  DESTROY SUCH A BEAUTIFUL CREATION SUCH AS BACON?!?!?
 
Is that pork if it is give it 2 me
 
i would eat more veggies if they smelled like bacon
 
I like better some fried bananas yuum!!
 
mmmm  now i want some bacon!! lol
 
I love bacon, but now it is to high to buy,  to eat dog food!  
 
my mouth is already watering....
 
life expectancy would go up if they stop putting flame retardant in Mountain Dew and toxic sweeteners in gum/candy/mints..and artery cloggin oils in childrens cereal..we already know all about the fruits and vegetables.
 
Yum, that is making me hungry...
 
heck yea, if the broccoli at the dinner table smelled THAT good i'd eat it ALL
 
+Abby Garelick I love your avatar, which reminds me that if kirby were here, he would probably inhale the bacon right off of the computer monitor.
 
Smoked back bacon, grilled.. So much nicer than the pic here. Anyway, who wants to extend their life when their body is worn out?
 
Life feels much longer is you only eat green veggies...
 
I agree with Samantha........
 
bacon is the best, all in moderation though people (easier said than done)
 
Sadly, you can't have your cake and eat it too.
 
bacon is so greasy and is fatty too
 
you peepow who hate bacon...you all cwazy
 
Sweet potatoes beat bacon any day. Wake up and smell the veggies.
 
BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
If eating bacon reduces my lifespan then that's fine . It's not as if I can add the "extra" time I would have lived to when I'm young and healthy . Why live longer when your old and dribbling and losing your dignity
 
I would have to concur.... I would always eat my vege's... except spinach, can't get past the mushy paste part.. bleh!
 
Live long and don't eat bacon?! Kill me now!
 
..and  if they tasted as good, young children might find they want to eat the vegetables too.
 
that's why a lot of African Americans incorporate pork into a lot of their vegetable dishes
Matt V
 
Do they make bacon from other animals? Not turkey bacon I mean real sliced off the belly bacon!?! 
 
I have a pound of bacon for breakfast! I have a pound of bacon for lunch! I drink my dinner! - Grumpy Old Men. 
 
If someone would create bacon favored cooking spray we wold all look like super models
 
ooh i love bacon yum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and yum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and yum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! luv bacon
 
yummm. im craving bacon now... lolz
 
yes! - i won't start on the smell of onions frying ... drooool
 
I am just drooling over my computer keyboard right now.
 
BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love bacon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3
 
Meat candy = bacon. Mmmm bacon :-)
 
I can't eat bacon, but I sometime eat turkey bacon!
 
Bitter melon fried in coconut oil in egg omelet with salsa. Increases insulin sensitivity. Good for treating diabetics. My breakfast.
 
my sister doesnt really like veggies but she loves BACON, but this is also true
 
Veggie is good and it doesn't have to smell or taste like bacon. Make it smell like bacon just like make another diet soda without real flavor.
 
angels.. dancing.. on my tastebuds.
 
Bacon is nature's way of telling us it doesn't like pigs.
 
I guarantee bacon is better than vegan bacon. Have you seen the crap that's in there?
 
I sure would eat more green vegetables.Bacon!!!
 
That's so true. But I don't crave veggies like I do for bacon.
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