Tell me a good joke. [ update —I've featured some of these on Boing Boing!]
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- the federal government is a joke. Is that what you meant?Jan 8, 2014
- Did you hear the one about the thread that would never die? It just kept notifying people... over and over... year after year... like a zombie with an unlimited supply of resurrection potions... o.OJan 8, 2014
- you can mute threads with the little tri angleJan 8, 2014
- No shit? =o(
And here I thought that little thing was just for decoration -- sort of an emoticon of the post playfully winking at me. Now you've gone and ruined the illusion, , snuffing out all the happiness and joy I was taking from my G+ experience, destroying the one bright spot I could count on at the end of my day.
Now, instead of a jovial winking face, all of these posts will represent is the cold, crushing realization that the tick-mark is just there to bring more silence into already lonely existences...
Be sad, ; you have irreparably damaged lives with your callousness this day.Jan 8, 2014
- So a friend asked me for advice on where to go on holiday. I suggested Switzerland. 'What are the advantages of Switzerland?' he asked. I told him: 'Well, the flag is a big plus.'Feb 9, 2014
- At the olympics, I saw a man walking down the street carrying a huge pole. I asked "Are you a pole vaulter?". He replied "No, I am German. Und how did you know my name was Walter?"Feb 9, 2014