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Shameless plug time.

The paperback edition's fine, but the Kindle's having issues, because Kindle.

However, the PDF version is available here: http://www.drivethrufiction.com/product/183466/Until-Armageddon

for two bucks cheaper than the Kindle version.

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I miss the old Hag already. Damn. Why couldn't it be Toby Qweef?
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For some working at UPRR.
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And, now the Hag has left us. RIP.
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A hot dog restaurant and a garage in the same business. Only in America. Odometer 262524.
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Actually ... Pretty clever
People get their car fixed, and enjoy some nice food ... great idea.
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Oooh, look at the choo choo train on the Whitman siding. Odometer 263384.
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Not my town either, +Alice B. Blunt​. Just the sleepy little town of Okay, where I stopped to get gas and breakfast, such as it is. Odometer 263343.
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Just found this little nugget on stardestroyer.net. Thanks, muse, it made my day.


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The Hag's "Silver Wings." He will be missed.
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Coffeyville. Where Daltons go to die. Odometer 263509
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Near Atlantic and W. 14th
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This is my town, na,na, na,na, na. Or, at least my street in town. Guess how many churches are on Church Street. 
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Bar's on Main Street, and the liquor stores are on US 69 and SH 51. Along
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