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William Meldon
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Attended Strongsville High School
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Books! Observations of a Straight White Male with No Interesting Fetishes; Kindle (Amazon), Softcover (Coming soon! Next week, I think), ePub (Lulu); And Then I Thought I was a Fish; Kindle (Amazon), Softcover (Amazon) · Essays · Disclaimer · Contact · Complaints · RSS · Or Something ...
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charnsitr via ShutterstockIn 2004 Peter König made a special belt: one that always vibrated on the side of it facing north. Put…
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I am crying. I have been reading so many scifi short stories lately, but this one takes the cake.
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'I'm assuming he was pretending to be a ghost.'
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"In the endgame, we’ll be a race of sexed-up tweener girls and sterile dudes with little dicks wandering baffled through a rubbish-filled world. Then those poor mismatched souls will grow old and die. End of story."
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Apparently, after waiting in line in front of a careless mother and her screaming small child, a man who was having a bad day (and had a headache) decided...
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Learn to code like it's 1996. 09 Dec 2013. I've been meaning to write up my take on the learn to code movement for quite some time now, but for one reason or another haven't managed to get around to it. Now that the president is endorsing Computer Science and telling Americans to learn to code, ...
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Film, Programming
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Full-Stack Web Development, Photography, Videography
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  • Foundation Software
    Programmer, 2012 - present
    Web Application Development
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Strongsville, OH
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Cuyahoga Falls, OH - Kent, OH - Akron, OH - Milwaukee, WI
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Cameras, Computers, Liquor
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Web Developer
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I am extraordinarily handsome.
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  • Strongsville High School
    2004 - 2008
  • Kent State University
    2008 - 2010
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Moby, Will
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#196: Millipede and centipede.
www.1111comics.me

Now I'll bite you. Millipedes have more legs that centipedes, but centipedes have nasty pincers (that are actually legs as well). NB: Centip

Dungeons & Dragons & Bitches
vimeo.com

When a dungeon master (Keegan-Michael Key) invites his cousin Tyrell (Jordan Peele) to partake in a game of Dungeons & Dragons, he has no id

Critical Miss: Issue 8 (Fun With Dice)
www.criticalmiss.com

In this article we discuss the various ways in which you can use your gaming dice to either amuse yourself or annoy the hell out of your fel

Scientists agree: Coffee naps are better than coffee or naps alone
www.vox.com

Caffeinate immediately before napping and sleep for 20 minutes or less. You won't regret it.

weaning yourself off jquery
substack.net

Tiny reusable components are great for organizing and reusing front-end code but some dependencies like jquery will make a tiny frontend mod

What Happened to Motorola
www.chicagomag.com

How a culture shift nearly doomed an iconic local company that once dominated the telecom industry.

Nobody. Understands. Punctuation.
stilldrinking.org

Books! Observations of a Straight White Male with No Interesting Fetishes; Kindle (Amazon), Softcover (Coming soon! Next week, I think), ePu

Why Did why the lucky stiff Quit?
kevinw.github.io

…or, is this time well spent? Have you read _why's weird new print spool novella? Here you go: CLOSURE (a 58mb pdf, but oh so worth it). Aft

The garbage that could kill the whole human race
medium.com

The terrifying true story of the garbage that could kill the whole human race By Bucky McMahon Illustration by Owen Fre…

What Do Blind People Actually See? - Facts So Romantic - Nautilus
nautil.us

charnsitr via ShutterstockIn 2004 Peter König made a special belt: one that always vibrated on the side of it facing north. Put…

My Landlord Ratted Me Out to the Cops
thebillfold.com

I have been renting a room from Inge for four months now. She is in her mid-60s, tall and blond and slender, the glowing grandmother in a Ni

SLUG SOLOS
slugsolos.tumblr.com

An esoteric blog. Some guitarists' solo faces look like they've just realised they're holding giant...

Meat
www.terrybisson.com

I'm honored that this often shows up on the internet. Here's the correct version, as published in Omni, 1990. THEY'RE MADE OUT OF MEAT "They

Man Buys 23 Burger King Apple Pies to Spite a Small Child - Eater IDK - ...
eater.com

Apparently, after waiting in line in front of a careless mother and her screaming small child, a man who was having a bad day (and had a hea

The Worst API Ever Made
mollyrocket.com

A call-by-call look at context switch logging with the Event Tracing for Windows API.

Eternal September - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
en.wikipedia.org

In Usenet slang, Eternal September (or the September that never ended) began in September 1993, the month that Internet service provider Ame

Learn to code like it's 1996
www.defmacro.org

Learn to code like it's 1996. 09 Dec 2013. I've been meaning to write up my take on the learn to code movement for quite some time now, but

The Business of Fake Hollywood Money
priceonomics.com

Making fake cash is a risky line of work -- even if it's as a certified Hollywood prop master.