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Will Keaney
Works at The Kroger Co.
Attended Santa Rosa Junior College
Lives in Cincinnati, OH
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The lack of carrier and manufacturing interest in patching android flaws is going to burn them someday.

But probably not until some writes a virus that texts everyone in your phone and then bricks it. Then they'll suddenly realize that there is a cost to not patching things.
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hence why I bought a nexus rather than a carrier provided phone from a OEM ... two levels of delays w.r.t. patching
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It's a mystery! /s
 
Police in Lafayette, Louisiana are evidently struggling to understand why the outspokenly misogynistic, racist and anti-Semitic John Russell "Rusty" Houser murdered two women and wounded 9 other mo...
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+Shane Passmore
A lot*
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+Tim Bowers​, it's not a few bad apples, though. It's systemic. As evidenced by police departments uniting behind the officers, and fundraisers for them.
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This is certainly how I do my job ....
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I disagree, I work hard to make sure my solutions include a healthy does of sarcasm.
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Everyone I know
Goes Bork! Bork!
In the end
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I wear this crown of screws
On my IKEA chair
Full of broken parts
I can't assemble.
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With +Pushbullet ​notifications when the pit gets too far out of range or the meat gets too hot, I can spend time with family and guests instead of babysitting the pit. Or, as I'm doing tonight, I can get some sleep. I'll never go back to manual pit control again.
I love my HeaterMeter.
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TIL: Jesus is a vampire.

... Which is why he rose on the third day - they staked his hands and feet, but didn't stake his heart or cut off his head.
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Also, drinking his blood grants eternal life.
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Solution to the Dirac equation detected 85 years after it was predicted
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Spam Promoted tweet that came up just now.
I think they forgot to grammar.
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Maybe reply and suggest they should starting remember to grammar?
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I signed up for this +Munzee thing at an event a couple years ago, because it was the platform for the event's social games.

I thought I'd unsubscribed from their newsletters a while back, but I got a new one today. Scrolling to the bottom for the unsubscribe link, I found that it wasn't a link at all.
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<font color="#808080">To <strong>unsubscribe</strong> please click </font><span style="color: rgb(0, 42, 255); text-decoration: underline;">here</span><br />

So, marked as SPAM in Google Mail, and forwarded to the UCE SPAM reporting address (spam@uce.gov).
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That's just fucked up. 
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+Dor Kleiman Read again. "...handball, football, or hockey; coursing and cock-fighting, or other such idle games".
There's a good chance that involves balls as well.
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ÜberPinguin; Circling: http://goo.gl/aOx34
Education
  • Santa Rosa Junior College
    Computer Science, 2001 - 2002
  • Montgomery High School
    1996 - 2001
  • Herbert Slater Middle School
    1994 - 1996
  • Altimira Middle School
    1993 - 1994
  • Flowery Elementary School
    1989 - 1993
  • El Verano Elementary School
    1988 - 1989
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Gender
Male
Other names
uberpinguin, Kallisti, Kallisti|E
Work
Occupation
Technology Integration Engineer
Employment
  • The Kroger Co.
    Technology Engineer, 2013 - present
  • Robert Half Technology
    Systems & Network Administrator, 2009 - 2013
  • Pomeroy IT Solutions
    Desktop Support Engineer II, 2005 - 2009
  • FirstCall Personnel Services
    2005 - 2005
  • Macy's West
    2002 - 2004
  • Best Buy
    1999 - 2002
  • Redwood Empire Council, BSA
    1997 - 1997
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Currently
Cincinnati, OH
Previously
Sonoma County, California - Sonoma, California - Santa Rosa, California - Windsor, California - Rising Sun, Indiana
Nice decor, but it's consistent with the rest of the Cheddar's chain, so that's not really saying much. The music was so loud that the server could hardly hear us, and vice versa. Multiple mistakes on the drink orders, and we had to ask for straws. Ordered a child's meal with the appetizers so it would arrive sooner, but it was held until the rest of the table's meals were brought. Specifically stated dairy allergy while ordering, child's meal arrived buttered. "Catfish" tastes more like tilapia. One entree arrived incomplete. "Fork tender" baby back ribs were overcooked, dry, and tough. We live a few blocks away, but we won't be back.
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