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Will Foster
Works at Red Hat Software
Attended The Citadel
Lives in Brno, Czech Republic
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If you'll be at Red Hat Summit this year in SF, come see our sweet talk on building scaleable cloud infrastructure using #OpenStack and other nifty Open Source tooling/automation.
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I'll be there
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just used "slap a butterstick on a jabberwocky" on this conference call.  #pokerface #madeupbusinessphrases
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I want to use "butter nut squash" as it applies to packets. its a industry term, you've probably never heard of it.  It's where you have a next generation firewall (palo alto) that Dikembe Mutombos the packet. or to speak,  "not in my house" or NIMH as its known in the biz, and the packet is blocked.
 NBA Dikembe Mutombo GEICO Commercial (no no no not in my house)
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I think "Coal Miner's Daughter" would be a cool name for a pro wrestling move. 
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"I've never seen anyone get into the coal miner's daughter so quickly!!!"
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seems legit.
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"We're eating well tonight, honey" 
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build a cloud they said, beware broadcast domain goblins they said.., only madmen use the /12.. #sdn #ovs #openstack #whatwouldpacdo
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Pac would open daylight ya heard !
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A cool way to die would be falling into an active volcano, not because you tripped but maybe there was a struggle or something.
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Kinda makes the shark look boring
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Skinned #XFCE on #Fedora to look like WIN95, aging relatives will never know the difference!
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Well when it doesn't crash or get infected they might. 
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I'm thankful my name isn't 'Gregg' with 2 G's. The second 'G' is not necessary, stop it! If this is your name I hate you for very childish and petty reasons. 
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Shut up Megg.
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In my home planet of Nepton club-mate replaces water. 
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I was late meeting some friends at the airport who were visiting me while I was living in Europe.

I hoped their plane was late, but as long as it doesn't crash.

Well if it does crash just as long as they survive.. and they aren't injured.

Then I thought about it statistically, of course they would be injured, but probably die.

Then I just felt bad about the whole thing. 
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sysadmin, aspiring comic
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I have a very particular set of skills.
Employment
  • Red Hat Software
    2007 - present
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Brno, Czech Republic
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Raleigh, North Carolina - Charleston, South Carolina - Fork Union, Virginia - Madrid, Spain - Boone, North Carolina - Snowshoe, West Virginia
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I should have been a Mortal Kombat character
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• comedy • open source • travel • life

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When I was in kindergarten the teacher went around to each student alphabetically and asked us what animal we'd want to be if we could magically turn into one. By the time she got around to "W's" all the cool animals like lion, tiger, and bear were taken, so I chose one of those monkeys with red butt. I am pretty sure no one else picked that.
Education
  • The Citadel
    Pain and Suffering, 1996 - 2000
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