I'm a writer in Chicago. No. I'm a comedian. No. I'm an actor. No.
Sorry, but what I do is not who I am. Who I am is who I am. I'm Will. I'm a small-town boy with an infatuation with the city. I'm a professionally trained musician, and an unprofessionally trained writer. I love cats and dogs but am too lazy to live with the latter.
If you know me at all, you know me pretty well. If you don't know me, introduce yourself. We'll get along just fine.