Mr. Wheaton, for the last day or so I have been trying to find a way to contact you, because I am a n00b at the internet this is basically the only way that I have found. For this I apologize. I was wondering if there is some channel that I could go through to get an autograph and/or head shot from you for my fiancée's birthday. She has had a "crush" on you since she was a girl watching TNG. I tolerate it because she accepts my crush on Felecia Day. I understand that this is an incredibly tacky way of asking but it would totally be the awesomest gift ever... short of a holodeck with my own custom porn program. Creepiness aside, I would be ecstatic if you are able to contact me though G+ or facebook.