The professional patient knows how to rock the exam table.
The professional patient also knows to bring reading material to the exam table for those times you lay partially disrobed for nearly 45 minutes waiting for the doctor.
This never happens at my GP. My GP's office has a 5 min wait policy and has never failed to see me 5 min BEFOREHAND my scheduled time. My doctor retrieves me from the lobby and does not leave me to wait in the exam room (which is 1/2 her office as well)
This was a pretty special specialist so I didn't complain.
When they have sharp objects near important parts, just stay cool, calm, and #ChronicallyAwesome