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Wes Gates
Lives in San Diego, CA
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FUCK THE PAIN AWAY, FUCK THE PAIN AWAY
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Way cooler than those dub step syncs! Love this.
 
I cant wipe the smile from my face. This was absolulety amazing. I love Slayer \m/. Slayer Bob...You will live in infamy for this! I will play this every fucking year until the day i die. You have made the world much more METAL for this. I bow to you. 
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Thinking about having two phone lines. One for my 5s, and one for a Nexus 5. Anyone think this is a bad idea? #android #ios7 
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I am just a phone nerd. I miss having an android device after switching to iOS. As of now I'll just be using it on WiFi, but good call on the Google Voice option! I didn't think of that.
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Web developer
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Web development, basketball, comedy, Dota2.
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I'm a modern man. A man for the millennium. Digital and smoke free.

 A diversified multicultural postmodern deconstructionist, politically, anatomically, and ecologically incorrect. I've been up-linked and downloaded, I've been inputted and outsourced. I know the upside of downsizing I know the downside of upgrading. I'm a high tech lo-life. A cutting-edge, state-of-the-art, bi-coastal multitasker and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond. 

I'm new wave but I'm old school and my inner child is outward bound. I'm a hot-wired, heat-seaking, warmhearted cool customer, voice activated and biodegradable. I interface with my database and my database is in cyberspace, so I'm interactive, I'm hyperactive, and from time to time I'm radioactive.

 I'm in the moment, on the edge, over the top, but under the radar. A high concept, low profile, medium range ballistic missionary. A streetwise smart-bomb. A top-gun bottom feeder. I wear power ties; I tell power lies; I take power naps; I take victory laps. I'm a totally ongoing bigfoot, slamdunk rain maker with a pro-active outreach, a raging workaholic, a working rage-a-holic, out of rehab and in denial. I got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant, and a personal agenda. You can't shut me up, you can't dumb me down, cause I'm tireless and I'm wireless. I'm an alpha-male on beta-blockers. I'm a non-believer and an over-acheiver, laid-back but fashion forward, up front, down home, low rent, high maintenance, super size, long lasting, high definition, fast acting, oven ready, and built to last. I'm a hands on, footloose, knee-jerk headcase. 

But I'm feeling; I'm caring; I'm healing; I'm sharing; a supportive, bonding, nurturing, primary caregiver. My output is down, but my income is up. I take a short position on the long bond and my revenue stream has its own cash flow. I read junk-mail; I eat junk food; I buy junk bonds; I watch trash sports. I'm gender specific, capital intensive, user friendly, and lactose intolerant. I like rough sex; I like tough love; I use the f-word in my email, and the software on my hard drive is hardcore; no soft porn. I bought a microwave at a minimal; I bought a minivan at a mega-store. 

I eat fast food in the slow lane. I'm toll free, bite size, ready to wear, and I come in all sizes; a fully equipped, factory authorized, hospital tested, clinically proven, scientifically formulated medical miracle. I've been pre-washed, pre-cooked, pre-heated, pre-screened, pre-approved, pre-packaged, post-dated, freeze-dried, double wrapped, vacuum packed, and I have an unlimited broadband capacity. I'm a rude dude but I'm the real deal, lean and mean, cocked, locked, and ready to rock; rough, tough, and hard to bluff. I take it slow; I go with the flow; I ride with the tide; I got glide in my stride; I don't snooze, so I don't lose. I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on the road. I party hardy and lunchtime is crunch-time. I'm hanging in, there ain't no doubt, and I'm hanging tough, over and out.
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San Diego, CA
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