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Fact: Lobsters don't actually scream in boiling water. They just scream all the time anyway.
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Which is weirder, a dick spitting tobacco juice or a vagina snorting cocaine? Asking for a friend.
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Vote nothing 2016. Not "don't vote". Vote for nothing.
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Hockey mask and machete sales skyrocket in preparation for Friday the 13th, boosting Crystal Lake's fragile economy.
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You hold your only friend as he dies. 2%... 1%... shutting down. The battery is exhausted. You weep alone with your phone.
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How weird is it that our excretory organs and our sex organs are right next to each other?
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Just to make sure we're on the same page, it's 664, paragraph four, second sentence, the.
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Fact: Conformity is way easier than non-conformity, except when it's not.
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If everyone else jumped off a bridge, why wouldn't you do it? Do you WANT to be alone?
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Reminder that you'll always be isolated from everyone else due to the flesh that keeps us apart.
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Fact: Door and window locks only work if you believe they can.
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I wrote a Cracked column about poor parenting by action heroes because we need to hold these monsters accountable.
These uncomfortable situations would normally prompt a call to the authorities in the real world.
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Because not everything has to make sense.