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Someone mailed you a mysterious packet that only contained blood. It's strange, because you didn't order any blood.
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God is actually pretty chill about that whole murder thing, as it turns out.
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Fact: To be the coolest person in the universe, you must sleep on a bed of nothing but Magic: The Gathering cards.
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The sillystring theory of the universe: We are all party favors for bored Gods.
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You kids today have it easy. Back in my day, we were always dead and had to resurrect ourselves everyday with lightning-based contraptions.
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Welcome to Hell. Your wait time is currently: dddddddddddddddddd minutes. Thank you for holding.
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If these walls could talk, they'd probably scream a whole lot because of all the nails and screws and tacks we've jammed into their flesh.
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Opinions are like assholes. They are both the end of the excretory system and used by doctors during colonoscopies.
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The Dark Gods of America slumber for another year. But soon, they will need more offerings of explosions.
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This 4th of July, remember those who came before: The 19 failed Americas that were erased from history by George Washington's time machine.
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True freedom comes without pants.
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The hardest part about having a clone is that it ceases to really be a clone as soon as it's created.
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Because not everything has to make sense.