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Wayne Myer
Worked at Places That Would Make Your Head Spin
Attended Too Much with Too Little to Show
Lived in Portland OR
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This just happened. Small moments that make it all worthwhile. #boatlife 
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He could smell you cooking up something good.
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Well, that was even more depressing than I thought it would be.
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Sad times...
My own Trader Vic's 6 Year-old Martinique Rum bottle, cir. 1960 Trader Vic’s Portland Closed Permanently Following Fire Damage Following lots of rumors ove
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Somebody please tell me this is a joke with a punchline to be revealed in a few days.
The president of Emory University has met with 40 to 50 student demonstrators who said they were concerned and frightened after someone wrote 'Trump 2016' .
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Every time I open #VisualStudio  when I'm feeling inspired and productive, this is the score. I try to time it so the splash screen synchronizes with the sweep in the song.
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At the nearest pub, and of course the TV is on. NASCAR, which it is only a marginally smaller kidney stone than NFL. One of the commercials was for 5 Hour Energy swill, encouraging people to use the hashtag #my5hour. Which really sounds like a priapism.
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Some test pics off my new dive camera; this is a whole new ballgame after using a GoPro for so long. This is some early spring growth on my dock. #scuba #boatlife
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REALLY?! Some things never change regardless of the office.
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That's blasphemy! If you empty the pot, you brew some more immediately.
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"Elektra: Assassin" was my entree into comics and graphic novels, setting the bar ridiculously high for me. It was also my entree into stories that leave me wondering, "What the hell did I just experience?!"

Whitbrook's review is quite spot on, but doesn't give Sienkiewicz's art the coverage it deserves. Yes, Frank Miller is batshit crazy, but the art in this book is... sublime. Full page watercolors with wet washes and dry brush. You could reasonably skip the storyline in favor of the art. But the story is just too much acid-trip craziness to miss.

I'm very happy that the book finally got reprinted. If you haven't read this, I highly suggest it.
Season two of Daredevil will introduce Elektra, the Greek assassin who’s Matt Murdock’s lover and sometime adversary. Her creator, Frank Miller, has told interviewers that the show could never bring his vision of Elektra to life. And he’s right—because no one could ever match the mindbending absurdist nightmare that Miller conjured in his seminal work on the character, Elektra: Assassin.
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I got yer throwback right here. #retrogrouch
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Mmm, Düra-a-chay. Lust worthy indeed.
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Peanut butter cake for breakfast. Because Monday.
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Software Engineer, Smoker of Awesome Foods, Rider of Obscene Solo Distances
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Portland OR - Seattle WA - Boston MA - NYC - Lagrangeville NY - Albany NY - Durham NC - Palm Coast FL - Klamath Falls OR - Saugerties NY - Palenville NY - Wappingers Falls NY
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Awesome cook, long-distance cyclist, and a software engineer that likes to make hardware cry "uncle."
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Knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathing, foul-mouthed, ill-tempered, barely smarter than a bag of broken hammers, slightly more fun than a kidney stone, and better looking than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick.
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Able to ride my bicycle very long distances without any support and without sleeping.
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About what you would expect from the look of the place. It's Sysco food shoddily heated up, overcooked, bland, dried out, and a total gut brick. I'm beginning to think that there is a law in the Skagit Valley that all sandwiches have to suck, and Farmhouse is no exception. It's become almost a running joke and a dare to myself. How hard is it to make a sandwich that doesn't suck? The Reuben, Monte Cristo, chicken strips, and potato strips were really bad. My dinner companion and I ordered a spread of food to sample, on the off chance something would be tasty. Newp. I ordered a Manhattan and what came was a Manhattan only in name; tasted like floor stripper (don't ask how I know the taste). The staff were really friendly and attentive, so an extra star for them.
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Public - a week ago
reviewed a week ago
Far and away the best restaurant in town. I've been in here multiple times and wandered through the menus and cocktails. All of the cocktails are top notch, even if some are too sweet for my palate; that's just me, though. The bartenders happily tweak to your liking. Every single thing on the menu that I have eaten is amazing. I am no fan of fries, but I always eat all of the fries with my entree. That are *that good.* The clam chowder blows away any other chowder anywhere. And I lived in Boston; I have some data points to draw upon. I make my own killer clam chowder and I can't even get close to A'Town's. This is truly the one dish you must try if you come through Anacortes. Actually, it's worth a drive just for the chowder.* All the staff are on their A-game (no pun intended), professional, and welcoming. You won't sit with an empty glass even when it's busy. The music is played at a volume low enough to ignore, but is still excellently curated so you'll want to pay attention anyway. If I'm looking for complaints*, I guess it can be hard to get in here sometimes. If you're reasonably sure you want to come here, make the reservation. Even when crowded, though, the volume level stays completely conversational. You might be inclined to sticker shock if you're frugal. Don't worry. The portions are generous and even appetizers are big enough to share. You will not leave hungry. *Caveats: fresh, quality, "real" ingredients denote variability to some degree. Some variability is to be expected.
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Public - 2 months ago
reviewed 2 months ago
I bought my house through Harlan and he was great then. What was even more surprising was Harlan's performance and advocacy of me when I sold that same house through Harlan. From initial consideration of selling to assistance with preparation to the sale to the closing, all of my expectations were exceeded. Everything was performed on a timeline that could cause whiplash, but in a good way! Throughout the entire process, Harlan was helpful and demonstrated deep knowledge and understanding of the Portland market. If I were to remain in Portland, I would absolutely use him again for any purchase or sale.
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Public - 6 months ago
reviewed 6 months ago
Fair pizza, great service. The pizza reminds me a Pizza Hut pan pizza, but made with much better ingredients. Crust could have been more crispy; it was a touch underdone.
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reviewed 2 years ago
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Worst Reuben ever with the service to match. I have gone in here three times just to give them the benefit of the doubt of a bad day. I've ordered the Reuben twice; each time was *one* thin slice of corned beef folded in half on soggy, barely warmed up bread, with unmelted cheese, and a wet mess of kraut. I've had some bad Reubens, but this one is singularly bad. Each time I have gone in here, I sat at the bar waiting for 10 to 12 minutes, without ever being offered a drink, despite the bartender standing within three feet of me. Each time, people walked in after me, and got their beer before they sat down. The incongruity here is that they own the music venue next door and those bartenders are *ON*. Despite moving around the venue throughout a busy night, my drink never got empty and they all knew what I was drinking. The disparity in service is amazing.
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Public - 2 months ago
reviewed 2 months ago
Good service, good sweet potato fries and maduros. Really lame Cubano and Mai Tai. Couldn't even bother to finish them. The Mai Tai tasted like a sugar bomb of cheap fruit juice; there may have been a bottle of alcohol in the same room when it was made. The Cubano was made with dried out, bland pork, bland ham, tasteless Swiss cheese, a scant smattering of bland diced pickles, and yellow mustard (?!)(did you just pick the cheapest ingredients possible and hope nobody would notice?). At least the sandwich was pressed thin. But that's all that can be said for it.
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Public - a year ago
reviewed a year ago
Amazing food. The Cubano is the best I have had anywhere. Don't miss the fried plantains. Perfect combination of crispy and tender, and the aioli is good enough to eat with a spoon. So far, you can't go wrong with anything on the menu. The atmosphere is like a cafe with emphasis on the food. My only "complaint" is that I wished I lived closer.
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