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Skinny as a rail but I'm still Big Poppa smooth.
Skinny as a rail but I'm still Big Poppa smooth.

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How many of you have shit in a bathroom in a bar?
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Yo where's that old dwarf mother fucker that got mad at me for talking about Millenial Dick? Macintosh something or other. Kinda looked like a less dead / cool Anthony Bourdain.
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I'm watching Kitchen Nightmares naked, high on nutmeg and I was thinking: should we bomb Canada? Please vote and comment. Now I don't speak "France" but I think Justine Trudeaux declared war on us. Please settle a bet I have with the RCMP before I get deported.

#MAGA #BombCanada #Somar #RyanGooseling
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Can someone please explain to me why the fuck Koala's and Pandas only eat ONE GOD DAMN THING and we're supposed to protect them? Does this make any fucking sense to anyone out here? Look at this ridiculously dumb fucking thing. It looks like an aged Teddy Rupskin with a Janis Joplin tape inside of it running on a loop for decades. Please, I want some "Intelligent [sic] Design" mother fucker to EXPLAIN TO ME why "God" would create some BULLSHIT like this.

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An adult koala eats between 200 to 500 grams of leaves each day. Koalas eat mainly eucalyptus leaves (gum leaves). Occasionally they will eat the leaves from some other native Australian trees, and they also use certain trees just for resting in. Koalas live in tall open eucalypt (gum tree) forests.

Why? What in the fuck? Did evolution skip these STD passing rape bears because they're utterly useless? Fuck this shit. Let Darwinism drop Panadas and Koala's for their dumb shit. Look at us, DJ Khaled is fat as fuck because he doesn't eat pussy. We as humans eat everything, and we survive. Hell, even Trump switches his 12 Big Macs up for a well done steak with ketchup and THAT mother fucker is alive. When I see a new Panada at the zoo I'm like "Ok... but, you had to force them to bang and they ONLY EAT ONE FUCKING THING" fuck that. This is a waste of fucking effort. Bring back the fucking Dodo Bird. Keep that same energy to bring back that dumb ass bird.

What's the point of this? To make folks aware that you can let moronic shit die.

#MAGA #BeBest #ThunderDownUnder #BlameCanada
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Salute.
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All praise to the most high... on both sides.
Who will replace Morgan Freeman?
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Oprah Winfrey
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Jesus H Christ
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Suck my dick, +Mark Zuckerberg
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Get in the meme-machine losers, we're going to destroy the internet and blow telecomm execs.

#SupGirl
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Azure... Come out to plaaaa-aaaayyyy

#GOML
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