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Skinny as a rail but I'm still Big Poppa smooth.
Skinny as a rail but I'm still Big Poppa smooth.

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And I don't trust shit, even the Devil was an Angel.

#ShrugLife
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I AM THE FUCKING PRESIDENT OF THE AMERICAN VIRGIN ISLANDS
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Anyone remember when @Rohan Blake was crying about EMV taking too long two years ago? Then I told him it'll take time for EMV to be fully developed in American Infrastructure because I was a Systems Engineer in Point of Sale. And now it's almost instant. Yeah... he blocked me for that.

Fraud ass nigga.

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Life.

Cc: +Tyquion Fisher
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Who's tryna fuck before the Nukes hit? DM me.

#MakeAmericaSmoulderAgain
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Sleep... Is the cousin of death. Working six 24hr+ days in five weeks is fantastic. #sysadmin
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This accurately describes my life.
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Anyone got connects in Microsoft engineering for Exchange 2016 on prem?

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Oh hey, me and +William Walker​ are different people. Weird.

#Rustlemania2014
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What are you deepest feelings when you see this gif? I think mine would be one close to my heart. This GIF reminds me of a moment in time:

I was high on dishwasher soap in the Monastery outside of Camp David in the Spring of 1979 picking up trash on the freeway during my Work Release Program. I picked up a TIME magazine on the ground and thought "Wow that's neat." But then the irony dawned on me "Who would throw out time?" And I tapped my buddy on the shoulder to share my epiphany. He replied with a hand full of screws, old gum, and tire dust. I snorted it out of his hands and started screaming I'M SO EXCITED!!! I'M SO EXCITED!!! The C.O. saw that I was getting out of line and sent an electric shock down my snorkel to subdue me. I told him I was scared, and paid the fine of 4 alley cats before getting back to work.

And that's why I never drink coffee.
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