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Ward X
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Skinny as a rail but I'm still Big Poppa smooth.
Skinny as a rail but I'm still Big Poppa smooth.

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Anyone got friends in the media? 'We' have a plan. Hit me up. 
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Where's +Johnny Roquemore at?
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Dearly Departed -

We are gathered here today to jeer at the loss of life that was Roger Ailes. Roger Ailes was a sentient deboned Turkey filled with cottage cheese and Spanish fly. He brought us propaganda, the likes we hadn't seen since the 1940s. Legend has it he was born of an asexual serial rapist and Goebells in the Nazi boot closet during the Nuremberg Trials.  

Roger Ailes was a gentle man, working for the Nixon administration polishing off Nixon's balls with turtle wax so that they could slide naked in the bowling alley while watching The Sound of Music. Many people don't know this about Roger, but he collected bimbos and prostitute maintenance parts such as severed legs and fingers. He gave us great hits in his career like Now That's What I Call Sexual Harassment Vol 1-9, Make It Rain; Settlement money Remix ft Bill-O, and my favorite Sean Hannity's high pitch whiney voice ASMR

He leaves behind a legacy of sexual harassing racist white men (which he birthed and breast fed up until his passing), sixteen sexual harassment cases, 15 pairs of legs scattered through television, a divided nation, a neglected dog, and his long time life partner Bill O'Reilly. He passed away doing what he loved which was jerking off in Golden Corral using a concoction of vanilla ice cream, ranch, and gravy as lube. His last wishes were to have his skin rolled up and shoved into Megyn Kelly one last time.

If you listen close enough on this warm spring day, you can hear a thousand women giggling in the breeze.

Good Night, you sack of shit.

#Hoodbiturary #hoodbituaries
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OK fine, after I leave the data center I'll #Hoodbiturary Roger Failes. 

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Seems like every time I come back to G+ someone dies. Lol, Roger Ailes. Rest in Piss you disgusting fuck. 

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Hay girl
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How the fuck do you search +Google+ for your own posts anymore? Jesus Christ. Can I live? 

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On three let's jump off the roof. ♫ 
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Could you imagine if people acted like dogs? Like... you're in public, and see a bunch of you and just start running up like "HEY WHAT THE FUCK HOW ARE YOU HOLY FUCK! I THINK I LOVE YOU? MAYBE? I DON'T KNOW! BUT HEY HEY HEY OMG OMG OMG" And then you pause for a moment, sniff one another's asses and then start fighting. Or you can be that other dog that runs up on dogs and starts fucking, or growls in the corner.

But really, why... don't we act like that? You can present me images with "bros" and other idiots doing ritualistic nonsense, but it's nothing compared to when two dogs see one another. They'll sit outside yelling AT THE TOP OF THEIR LUNGS to other dogs a la Family Guy "HEY ARE YOU A DOG? I AM ALSO A DOG!" It's fascinating. While we still have our similarities to old basic Human behavior of peacocking and other nonsense, but I can't just run up in a new spot.. piss in the corner, bite someone, scream in their faces, and run away.

Think about humanity if we were dogs. THINK IT NOW. And no, I'm not high. This has been on my mind forever because dogs are social. They understand emotions; and yet they still go berserk when they see other dogs. We need to #MakeHumansNeanderthalsAgain. Join me on Feb 31st 2018 for a march on the Labradors Islands to get back to basics.

#WardsOfWisdom 
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