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Works at Ontario Ministry of Natural Resources, Service Ontario, AGF Investments Inc., Unisen Inc., Knowledge Alliance, Wyeth Ayerst, TANJUG, FoNet, Stil Computers
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Moto Guzzi - the way the V was meant to be.
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I'm proud to say I haven't watched the news in years. I get the relevant information when I want it from sources I pick.
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me neither...i just read it now.. :(
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A young monk is extremely nervous about his first sermon at the monastery, so the Abbot gives him a bottle of vodka and says, "When I get nervous I sip some vodka.  Everyone thinks it's water, and it's gotten me through some tough times and long sermons."  The young monk accepts the advice and takes a glass with him when he gives the sermon.

Later that day next he returns to his cell and notices his vodka bottle has been replaced with a note which reads:

Good to see the vodka helped with your nerves, but here is a little feedback about your sermon:
Sip the vodka, don't gulp
There are 10 commandments, not 12
There are 12 disciples, not 10
Do not refer to the cross as 'the big T'
Jacob wagered his donkey.  He did not bet this ass
The 'late J.C.' Is not the best way to refer to Jesus
It's the Virgin Mary, not 'Mary with her cherry'
The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not called 'Daddy, Junior, and Spook'
David was knocked from his donkey by a rock, not 'stoned off his ass'
Christ said, 'Take this bread and eat it for it is my body'.  He did not say, 'Bite me!'
'Rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub, yo god!' is an unacceptable prayer
And finally, there will be a taffy-pulling contest next weekend at Saint Peters church, not a Peter-pulling contest at Saint Taffy's crotch.
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What Would You Do If? By Joan Baez

"There's a consensus out there that it's OK to kill when your government decides who to kill. If you kill inside the country, you get in trouble. If you kill outside the country, right time, right season, latest enemy, you get a medal."
Return to lesson Seven index. Class of Nonviolence - Lesson Seven - Essay 4. What Would You Do If? By Joan Baez. Fred: OK. So you're a pacifist. What would you do if someone were, say, attacking your grandmother? Joan: Attacking my poor old grandmother? Fred: Yeah, you're in a room with your ...
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"Patriotism assumes that our globe is divided into little spots, each one surrounded by an iron gate. Those who have had the fortune of being born on some particular spot, consider themselves better, nobler, grander, more intelligent than the living beings inhabiting any other spot."

Couldn't have said it better myself.
Emma Goldman, Anarchism and Other Essays (Third revised edition, New York: Mother Earth Publishing Association, 1917). PATRIOTISM: A MENACE TO LIBERTY. WHAT is patriotism? Is it love of one's birthplace, the place of childhood's recollections and hopes, dreams and aspirations?
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Things Computers Can Do in Movies

1. Word processors never display a cursor.
2. You never have to use the space-bar when typing long sentences.
3. Movie characters never make typing mistakes.
4. All monitors display inch-high letters.
5. High-tech computers, such as those used by NASA, the CIA or some such governmental institution, will have easy to understand graphical interfaces.
6. Those that don't have graphical interfaces will have incredibly powerful text-based command shells that can correctly understand and execute commands typed in plain English.
7. Note: Command line interfaces will give you access to any information you want by simply typing, "ACCESS THE SECRET FILES" on any near-by keyboard.
8. You can also infect a computer with a destructive virus by simply typing "UPLOAD VIRUS". (See "Fortress".)
9. All computers are connected. You can access the information on the villain's desktop computer even if it's turned off.
10. Powerful computers beep whenever you press a key or the screen changes. Some computers also slow down the output on the screen so that it doesn't go faster than you can read. (Really advanced computers will also emulate the sound of a dot-matrix printer.)
11. All computer panels operate on thousands of volts and have explosive devices underneath their surface. Malfunctions are indicated by a bright flash of light, a puff of smoke, a shower of sparks and an explosion that causes you to jump backwards.
12. People typing on a computer can safely turn it off without saving the data.
13. A hacker is always able to break into the most sensitive computer in the world by guessing the secret password in two tries.
14. You may bypass "PERMISSION DENIED" message by using the "OVERRIDE" function. (See "Demolition Man".)
15. Computers only take 2 seconds to boot up instead of the average minutes for desktop PCs and 30 minutes or more for larger systems that can run 24 hours, 365 days a year without a reset.
16. Complex calculations and loading of huge amounts of data will be accomplished in under three seconds. Movie modems usually appear to transmit data at the speed of two gigabytes per second.
17. When the power plant/missile site/main computer overheats, all control panels will explode shortly before the entire building will.
18. If you display a file on the screen and someone deletes the file, it also disappears from the screen (See "Clear and Present Danger").
19. If a disk contains encrypted files, you are automatically asked for a password when you insert it.
20. Computers can interface with any other computer regardless of the manufacturer or galaxy where it originated. (See "Independence Day".)
21. Computer disks will work on any computer has a floppy drive and all software is usable on any platforms.
22. The more high-tech the equipment, the more buttons it will have (See "Aliens".)
23. Note: You must be highly trained to operate high-tech computers because the buttons have no labels except for the "SELF-DESTRUCT" button.
24. Most computers, no matter how small, have reality-defying three-dimensional active animation, photo-realistic graphics capabilities.
25. Laptops always have amazing real-time video phone capabilities and performance similar to a CRAY Supercomputer.
26. Whenever a character looks at a monitor, the image is so bright that it projects itself onto their face. (See "Alien" or "2001")
27. Searches on the internet will always return what you are looking for no matter how vague your keywords are. (See "Mission Impossible", Tom Cruise searches with keywords like "file" and "computer" and 3 results are returned.)
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  From the PYOR (Print Your Own Rifle) department:     http://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/2013/05/30/warfairys-latest-additions-charon-line-printable-ar-15s/    They can try to ban or register 3D printed weapons. They were registering typewriters in Ceause...
  From the PYOR (Print Your Own Rifle) department:     http://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/2013/05/30/warfairys-latest-additions-charon-line-printable-ar-15s/   They can try to ban or register 3D printed weapons. They...
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  • Ontario Ministry of Natural Resources, Service Ontario, AGF Investments Inc., Unisen Inc., Knowledge Alliance, Wyeth Ayerst, TANJUG, FoNet, Stil Computers
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I never rode a motorcycle I didn't like.
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This shop sets itself apart from others on so many levels that it's hard to list them all. Friendly service is relatively common, but it's rarely followed with competence, understanding and no-BS approach that Tom and his crew provide. I can always rely on their advice and help while being confident they will do an excellent job in a timely manner and for a very reasonable price. They are a busy bunch, but always find time to explore and explain the options and guide their customers towards an optimal solution. I've been riding for over 30 years and do most maintenance myself but never think twice about trusting Cyclewerx with more complicated jobs. My sincere recommendation.
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