I'm an online dating consultant, geek, linguist, polyglot, writer, tester, and lover of most things Internet. I live in Seattle with a husband and a cat in a house that mostly doesn't leak, which continues to feel like a miracle. I like food that is red or pink.
I'm probably taller than you are; I probably have more pairs of glasses; my cat is probably louder than your cat; I'm probably better at writing an online dating profile than you are. (No offense, I'm just really, really good at that. Not just for myself.)