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Vash Crowley
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And Ritz Crackers JUST got better.
 
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I will be buying a box of these and a block of cheese to eat them with LOL
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Dude... is the wording of this headline necessary? Who fucking cares if dude had some pot-candy before killing his wife? Some people have a cheeseburger or a taco or a beer before killing someone, but THAT'S never mentioned, is it? This media-based fear-mongering against marijuana is complete bullshit and it needs to stop. This guy did not kill BECAUSE he had marijuana candy beforehand. He killed because he had issues. Got it, +KOCO 5 News

via +Joe Vinson 
 
A man accused of killing his wife while she frantically spoke to a 911 operator bought marijuana candy just hours before the deadly shooting, CNN reports. -- http://on.koco.com/1mdzr7w
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It's best to take your pots anally.
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#MFW What I want to do to people on a daily basis LOL
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That totally describes my feelings. Can't stop watching.
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God, I love Easter... well, the candy part of it, at least.
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FUCK EASTER

but yeah, good candy.
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Rearranging some circles now, so if it looks like I just circled you, but you thought you were circled before... you prolly were, I'm just checking/unchecking some boxes LOL
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XD
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Hehe. My honey. Love you!
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This dude needs a hug... around the neck... with some piano wire.

via +Jack Malchow 
 
Latta, South Carolina's newly elected mayor, Earl Bullard, literally just fired the town's first female police chief because she is openly gay. According to a local news report (which obtained the audio), Bullard said:

"I would much rather have.. and I will say this to anybody's face... somebody who drank and drank too much taking care of my child than I had somebody whose lifestyle is questionable around children."

"Because that ain't the damn way it's supposed to be. You know.. you got people out there -- I'm telling you buddy -- I don't agree with some of the lifestyles that I see portrayed and I don't say anything because that is the way they want to live, but I am not going to let my child be around. "

"I'm not going to let 2 women stand up there and hold hands and let my child be aware of it. And I'm not going to see them do it with 2 men neither."

"I'm not going to do it. Because that ain't the way the world works. Now, all these people showering down and saying 'Oh it's a different lifestyle they can have it.' Ok, fine and dandy, but I don't have to look at it and I don't want my child around it."

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2014/04/18/1292893/-South-Carolina-Mayor-Fires-Town-s-First-Female-Police-Chief-Because-She-s-Gay?detail=email
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The world is full of fucking morons. And they seem to get into positions of power and authority. 
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LMMFAO... Just because you made him ejaculate, doesn't mean he wanted it? WTF?
 
Don't be that girl.
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+Nicole Crowley said that the female rapist's mantra is "Suck him until he wants it"... LMFAO
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Anytime I start a new #Minecraft survival mode save, I first go into creative and build a "monument" to my original spawn point to that world/save... then I just switch it to survival and go to work LOL. Call me a megalomaniac, but yes, I DO think there should be monuments to me.
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My daughter amazes me how advanced she is on Minecraft. I can't keep up with her, It's fun trying though. When she's not playing she is watching YouTube videos of others playing.
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Aw dammit... this was such a stupid movie the first time. Why do we need another one 21 years later?
Fox 2000 reportedly has a sequel in the works for the 1993 hit "Mrs. Doubtfire," according to The Hollywood Reporter.
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Robin Williams has some kind of chronic imposter complex. He takes on terrible movies because he thinks they'll make you like him.
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Don't test my resolve in any matter. My beliefs are my own and they can't be swayed.
Introduction
The More You Know ♒♒♒♒♒★
     
     Let me start off by saying that I post what I want... offensive or not... and don't care if anyone likes it or not.  I'm not here to "cater" to the sheeple who believe in political correctness and tolerating anyone and everyone.  Okay... now that that's been said...
     I am a pretty simple person to understand, yet I'm complicated to know.  That's the best way I can describe myself.
     I spend most of my time with drawing, music, anime, and the Sims.  See?  Simple.  Also, I like to post many Family Guy clips... 99.9% of them are uncensored aka much funnier.  Also... Bacon.
    If you want to find certain posts of mine quicker, here are some common hashtags I use:
  • #VashFunnies
  • #VashMusicBomb
  • #MusicBomb
  • #VashAnimeBomb
  • #VashGIFs
  • #VashMemes

     I'm big on quotes I come across too, so I left some below since there's no place for quotes here.

  • We are taught never to shed tears.  For, to shed tears, means that the body has been defeated by emotion.  And to us, that simple act of crying, only proves without question, that the existence of emotion is nothing but a burden.
  • A failure establishes only this-- that our determination to succeed was not strong enough.
  • It is better to be feared than loved; for when people fear you, they will do all in their power to gain your favor and seek your advice; but when they love you and sing the praises of your benevolence, they will use you and manipulate you for their own ends. 
  • A stupid man's report of what a clever man says is never accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.
  • He who believes he knows the ending of things before they begin is either a very wise person or an idiot. Regardless, he is unhappy for he hast drove a knife into the heart of wonder.
  • Why does any of it matter?  I can't take it anymore.  You've gotta try the inhale that makes the exhale so much better.
  • There are many types of monsters in this world, monsters who will not show themselves and who cause trouble. Monsters who abduct children, monsters who devour dreams, monsters who suck blood, and, monsters who always tell lies. Lying monsters are a real nuisance, they are much more cunning than other monsters. They pose as humans, even though they have no understanding of the human heart. They eat, even though they've never experienced hunger. They study even though the have no interest in academics. They seek friendship even though they do not know how to love. If I were to encounter such a monster, I would likely be eaten by it, because in truth, I am that monster.
  • Sanity? Sorry, but I don’t remember having such a useless thing in the first place.

Bragging rights
I am an officially AND legally ordained Dudeist priest/reverend and I created the Grumpy Cat/Tardar Sauce version of Nyan Cat and made it to #8 on the G+ trending list.
Education
  • Dudeist Seminary
    1979 - present
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Free-lance Dudeist Priest and Graphic Designer
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  • Church of Dudeism (Chicago Chapter)
    Founder/Reverend, 2010 - present
  • Dudeist Designs
    Dudely Graphic Designer/Owner, 2013 - 2014
    http://www.zazzle.com/dudeist_designs
  • Family Guy GIF and Meme Distribution
    Head Distribution Agent, 2012 - 2013
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Reverend Vash Crowley or the Rev if you're into the whole brevity thing, ████
I went here for dinner before going across the street for a concert. We didn't have a lot of time before the show and I was worried that we would be late going to a sit-down place rather than a quick stop for fast food. I mentioned to the waitress that we were going to a show across the street and surprisingly, she made sure that we got our orders in and received in a reasonable amount of time so we weren't late. The food was decent too. I ordered a bacon cheeseburger and it was done exactly how I wanted it. I'd definitely eat here again and recommend it to friends.
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