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NOTICE OF CANCELLATION OF INDEPENDENCE

For citizens of the United States of America:

In light of your failing to elect a President of the United States and, thus,
verification is not possible to manage their own country, we the highest
We notify you by the will of the cancellation of your independence. This fact comes
into force from today. Her Royal Majesty Queen Elizabeth II
regaining royal power over all states, commonwealths and other
territories. In addition to Utah, that Her Majesty's disgusting.

Your new prime minister (Mr. Tony Blair - is to explain 97.85% of those of you,
who did not know that there is life and abroad in your country) will appoint a minister
for America without the need for further elections. Congress
and the Senate will be disbanded.
Next year will be surveyed to determine whether the observed changes
at least someone of you.

To help with the transition to a British Crown Dependency, introduced
The following rules, compulsory and has immediate effect:

1. Check out the meaning of the word "cancel" in the Oxford English Dictionary
language. Then find the word "aluminum". See transcription. You will be surprised,
how wrong you say that word. As a guideline
We encourage you to enrich your vocabulary to acceptable levels. Consult
with the meaning of the word "dictionary". Using the same 27 inserts the words
Here and there words, parasites such as «like» [«type»] and «you know» [«Well, it"]
It is unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. Look up words
"Rich."

2. Such language as "English USA» [US English] does not exist. For your own
use we report it to Microsoft.

3. You should learn to understand the British and Australian pronunciation
it is not so difficult.

4. Hollywood will be used occasionally to cast English actors
Cast goodies.

5. You should relearn your true national anthem, "God Save
The Queen. " However, you should do so only after the rule №1.
We would not want you to stray and was finishing up to half of the national anthem.

6. You should stop playing American "football." There is only one
real football. 2.15% of your population who know that there is life
and outside of your country probably already noticed that the American "football"
anywhere except America do not play. You will no longer be allowed to play this game;
you'll have to master the real football. Initially, we would advise
you choose a rival girls, as this is a very difficult game. The most fearless
of you after a certain period it will be allowed to play rugby (which is similar
the American "football", but in the game it does not have to stop every
20 seconds to relax and do not need to wear body armor like some coward).
We hope that by 2005, one of you can score at least one team seventh
League.

7. You should declare war on Quebec and France to use nuclear weapons,
If they give you any "merde» [merde]. 97.85% of you, the ones that
unaware of the existence of life beyond the boundaries of your territory, should understand
that they were very lucky. It is not a Russian all this time were the "bad guys."
"Merde" in French means "shit."

8. July 4th is no longer a national holiday. Instead, it will be introduced
festival November 8, to be called "The Day of indecision."

9. From this point on all American cars are prohibited for use.
They - the trash, and the same goes for you yourselves to benefit. When we show you German
cars, you will understand it themselves.

10. Please tell us who did kill Kennedy. This question drives
us crazy.

Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.
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Well that turned out to be a bomb, bet you wish you hadn't jumped on that story so quickly. What are your thoughts?
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Absolutely horrendous.  May those who grieve tonight be comforted.  Time NOW for rational Americans throughout this country and Congressional legislators in BOTH Parties to work with President Obama and try to prevent atrocious gun violence before it occurs, by expanding background checks nationally to keep deadly firearms out of the hands of mentally-ill individuals who should not be able to easily acquire them!
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NOTICE OF CANCELLATION OF INDEPENDENCE

For citizens of the United States of America:

In light of your failing to elect a President of the United States and, thus,
verification is not possible to manage their own country, we the highest
We notify you by the will of the cancellation of your independence. This fact comes
into force from today. Her Royal Majesty Queen Elizabeth II
regaining royal power over all states, commonwealths and other
territories. In addition to Utah, that Her Majesty's disgusting.

Your new prime minister (Mr. Tony Blair - is to explain 97.85% of those of you,
who did not know that there is life and abroad in your country) will appoint a minister
for America without the need for further elections. Congress
and the Senate will be disbanded.
Next year will be surveyed to determine whether the observed changes
at least someone of you.

To help with the transition to a British Crown Dependency, introduced
The following rules, compulsory and has immediate effect:

1. Check out the meaning of the word "cancel" in the Oxford English Dictionary
language. Then find the word "aluminum". See transcription. You will be surprised,
how wrong you say that word. As a guideline
We encourage you to enrich your vocabulary to acceptable levels. Consult
with the meaning of the word "dictionary". Using the same 27 inserts the words
Here and there words, parasites such as «like» [«type»] and «you know» [«Well, it"]
It is unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. Look up words
"Rich."

2. Such language as "English USA» [US English] does not exist. For your own
use we report it to Microsoft.

3. You should learn to understand the British and Australian pronunciation
it is not so difficult.

4. Hollywood will be used occasionally to cast English actors
Cast goodies.

5. You should relearn your true national anthem, "God Save
The Queen. " However, you should do so only after the rule №1.
We would not want you to stray and was finishing up to half of the national anthem.

6. You should stop playing American "football." There is only one
real football. 2.15% of your population who know that there is life
and outside of your country probably already noticed that the American "football"
anywhere except America do not play. You will no longer be allowed to play this game;
you'll have to master the real football. Initially, we would advise
you choose a rival girls, as this is a very difficult game. The most fearless
of you after a certain period it will be allowed to play rugby (which is similar
the American "football", but in the game it does not have to stop every
20 seconds to relax and do not need to wear body armor like some coward).
We hope that by 2005, one of you can score at least one team seventh
League.

7. You should declare war on Quebec and France to use nuclear weapons,
If they give you any "merde» [merde]. 97.85% of you, the ones that
unaware of the existence of life beyond the boundaries of your territory, should understand
that they were very lucky. It is not a Russian all this time were the "bad guys."
"Merde" in French means "shit."

8. July 4th is no longer a national holiday. Instead, it will be introduced
festival November 8, to be called "The Day of indecision."

9. From this point on all American cars are prohibited for use.
They - the trash, and the same goes for you yourselves to benefit. When we show you German
cars, you will understand it themselves.

10. Please tell us who did kill Kennedy. This question drives
us crazy.

Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.
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I don't get why the user deleted this video...just tried to show my husband... Bc it speaks volumes... #Confused....people do this shit all the time an no one ever has enough guts to speak up... By posting this Video I believe he spoke for the minor child ... Why delete it???? Hmmm
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