Professional amateurism at its finest!
Most people call me Tug. I guess you can call me whatever you want, but Tug is preferred. In fact, why don't you just call me Tug, that way we can eliminate any possible confusion and hurt feelings. I'm a fairly typical twenty-something year old kid. I'm a student. I'm married. I enjoy nachos as much as the next guy. Yeah, that's pretty much me.
First to coin the phrase, 'pseudo-intellectual.'