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So +Starbucks Coffee replied to my feedback email. They did it like a pro!!

Hello Troy,
 
Let me start off by thanking you for your patience while waiting for a response.
 
Few have discovered the perception-enhancing properties of our coffee, but you may now count yourself among the chosen. Our coffee technicians have worked to give people such as yourself the ability to reach for the Stars and divine even the most troubling obstacles.  With great power comes great responsibility, and you have gained the power to prevail where even the mightiest would fall.  You will lead humanity into a golden era where no coffee mug lid will remain upside down.  Allow me to be the first to congratulate you on your newfound purpose.  And of course, I'm glad that you were able to solve the issue with your mug.
 
If you ever have any questions or concerns in the future, please visit us at customerservice.starbucks.com.
 
Sincerely,
 
Matthew R.
customer service
 
 
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Bwahaha, that's awesome. Almost makes me want to go to Starbucks. Maybe someday. 
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Here is some feedback I sent +Starbucks Coffee on one of their mugs:

Well there is no denying now that your coffee gives super powers! I was gifted one of your 12 fl oz. ceramic mugs, the one with the recessed pull top lid.

I removed the silicone ring, that seals it to the mug, to clean it. I thought, "Hmm pretty simple!" I learned how "UN-simple" to a mere mortal, it was. Upon re-assembly (seriously thought I would have to call the Avengers to assemble for help), I couldn't get the dang lid to stay down! Was going to ask Thor if I could borrow Mjölnir, to keep it down, since I'm not worthy. I got to the point where I was upset. I thought, "Do these guys even test their products?" If so, are they tested by mortals, not just the engineer wizards that created them? I serious was going to see if casting a patronum spell would help, but remembered that I'm a muggle. Tried The Force, but remembered my Midi-chlorians levels were waaaay too low to wield it. All the while, the lid kept rising on it's own, defiantly, every stinking time I pushed it down. I thought I would see if I could use Gaia's power to cast a binding spell on the lid, because I was desperate!! Then I remembered, I didn't train under an Arch-druid, so it was all for naught.

Then I said to hell with the lid, and sipped my Keurig brewed Blonde roast. The lid caught my eye again, and I noticed there were two silicone flanges. One extended out slightly more than the other. I then had a brilliant epiphany! The more extended flange was on the bottom. I PUT THE DANG THING ON UP-SIDE DOWN!!!! Flipping the silicone ring right-side up, and I am now able to channel the engineering wizardry employed by your mug creators. Thanks Blonde roast!

Hope they have a sense of humor! :P


UPDATE: I guess I should have proof read that better. In my defense, the window to input text is tiny. Ain't nobody got time for dat!
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Congrats on finding your super power!
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May the 4th be with you!
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+Endgame: Ancient Truth join us on +Stella V Stl.la/home , and join the fight for survival #EndGame is here +Endgame  is coming  .

EDIT: credit to +Christopher Chance  for making this .
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+Stella V I know your secret! I found out on my DVR. :P
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Dirty little secret, secret, secret
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Hey +Stella V learned some new things with modeling, so I figured I would give them a try. It is a La Tène Throwing Hatchet.
#ancsoc   #LaTene  
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Even looking at that hatchet makes me want one!   ;O
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