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Trond Hjorteland
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Attended Universitetet i Oslo
Lives in Mortensrud, Oslo
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Vi er alle ignorante, dvs. vi har masse ting vi ikke kan og vet noe om. Stol derfor på de som faktisk vet hva de snakker om og har tall og bevis som underbygger det. Vaksiner barna deres!
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Star Wars-traileren, nå allerede i Lego. :-)
Maybe you've seen the Star Wars: The Force Awakens trailer 500 times already. Maybe you haven't — that'd be just over 12 hours, which is ridiculous. But have you seen it in Lego? That is to...
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Har fått en ny språklig "pet peeve", i tillegg til den utrolig utbredte og irriterende bruken av "i forhold til". Hvorfor i all verden synes voksne mennesker at det er riktig å si "Kan jeg være så snill..."? Sist sett i "Alt for Norge", med superlærer Håvard Tjora som dommer. sukk
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Dette er vel noe en må gå med seg. Nostalgi FTW. 
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Ja, jeg skal vel det jeg også. 
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Da var presentasjon overstått, puh, og jaggu er den ikke på nett allerede. :-) #javazone
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Tommy O fra Elusive med sitt soloprosjekt. 
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Gleder meg bare litt...
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“They’re like, ‘Sir, there’s something in your bag.’
I said, ‘Yes, I think it’s this box.’
They said, ‘What’s in the box?’
I said, ‘a large gold medal,’ as one does.
So they opened it up and they said, ‘What’s it made out of?’
I said, ‘gold.’
And they’re like, ‘Uhhhh. Who gave this to you?’
‘The King of Sweden.’
‘Why did he give this to you?’
‘Because I helped discover the expansion rate of the universe was accelerating.’
At which point, they were beginning to lose their sense of humor. I explained to them it was a Nobel Prize, and their main question was, ‘Why were you in Fargo?’”
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Denne er hysterisk. Både når det gjelder humor og bekymring for fremtiden med USA i førersetet...
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Jon Stewart gives voice to the rant in my head whenever I write about the House GOP and climate change

http://www.slate.com/blogs/bad_astronomy/2014/09/24/jon_stewart_daily_show_host_lambastes_house_republicans.html
If you ever catch me in a moment of weakness about the weapons-grade dumbosity of global warming denial on the Republican side of the U.S. House of Representatives, it might look a lot like what Jon Stewart did on The Daily Show on the Sept. 22, 2014, show: It’s become...
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En skikkelig rocker fra Tommy O. Influensene er åpenbare, men dette sparker!
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Tommy og Østen fra henholdsvis Elusive og Morendoes samarbeider igjen og her ett av resultatene!
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Occupation
IT-arkitekt
Skills
IT-arkitektur, spesielt distribuerte systemer med bruk av EDA og SOA, og Java-programmering.
Employment
  • Scienta
    Seniorkonsultent, 2013 - present
  • Eniro
    IT-arkitekt, 2009 - 2013
  • Telenor
    Senior systemutvikler, 2001 - 2009
  • Telia Norge/Enitel
    Produktutvikler, 1999 - 2001
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Currently
Mortensrud, Oslo
Previously
Holta, Strand - Grünerløkka. Oslo - Tøyen, Oslo - Vindern, Oslo - St. Hanshaugen, Oslo - Stabekk, Bærum - Kaldbakken, Oslo - Bjerke, Oslo
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IT-mann med en heller makaber sans for post-punk og en lidenskapelig interesse for vitenskap og skeptisisme.
Education
  • Universitetet i Oslo
    Astrofysikk, 1992 - 1999
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