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Torstein Mauseth
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I ate all the cookies
I ate all the cookies

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I was out having a few drinks with my brother tonight in Norway, where they use the norwegian word "dram" as shot. I finally understood that this must mean Dynamic Random Access Memory.

Happy (new year) or (Christmas).
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What a wonderful idea.
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Wewt, Pokemon Go might get me into shape. Time to start hunting.
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Some of the weird things on Internet.
#lobster #car
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Do you think your safe on the internet?
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Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, “Fried chicken.”

She said I wasn’t funny, but she couldn’t have been right, because everyone else in the class laughed.

My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much.

I do, too. Especially chicken, pork, and beef.

Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal’s office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why. I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal’s office again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again. I don’t understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn’t like it when I am.

Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.

I told her, “Colonel Sanders.”

Guess where I am now . . .

#kfc
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Parking skills!
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#SANS holiday hack challenge. Pwning SuperGnomes!
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