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Click here for another image. (or just refresh the page). -. Permalink for this image. -. Calvin and Markov digests Calvin and Hobbes strips and generates new comics using Markov chains, perl, and Imagemagick. Want to know the details? Here's some info on how it works.
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Among creditors, a big catchphrase now is “moral hazard”. We cannot be too kind to Greece, we cannot forgive their debt with few string attached, because what kind of precedent would that set? If bad borrowers, other sovereigns, got the idea that they can overborrow without consequence, if Spanish and Portuguese populists perceive perhaps a better deal is on offer, they might demand that. They might continue to borrow and expect forgiveness, and where would it end except for the bankruptcy of the good Europeans who actually produce and save?

The nerve. The fucking nerve. Lenders, having been made nearly whole on their ill-conceived, profit-motivated punts, now fear that if anybody is nice to somebody who doesn’t deserve it, where will it end? I’d resort to that cliché about chutspa, the kid who murders his parents then seeks leniency ‘cuz he’s an orphan. But it’s really too cute for the occasion.
Greece is a remarkable country full of wonderful people, but along dimensions of development and governance, the place is plainly pretty fucked up. It has been fucked up that way for a long time, for decades at least. This has never been secret. Anyone who has visited Athens knows it has far ...
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The birth of a better world is not ultimately up to you, though I know, each day, there are grown men and women who tell you otherwise. I am not a cynic. I love you, and I love the world, and I love it more with every new inch I discover. But you are a black boy, and you must be responsible for your body in a way that other boys cannot know. Indeed, you must be responsible for the worst actions of other black bodies, which, somehow, will always be assigned to you. And you must be responsible for the bodies of the powerful—the policeman who cracks you with a night-stick will quickly find his excuse in your furtive movements. You have to make your peace with the chaos, but you cannot lie. You cannot forget how much they took from us and how they transfigured our very bodies into sugar, tobacco, cotton, and gold.
“Here is what I would like for you to know: In America, it is traditional to destroy the black body—it is heritage.”
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We sit down with @AfAmHistFail, an anonymous plantation docent who shares the teaching ups and racist downs of her job.
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Bitcoin is Not a Good Consumer Product. written on Monday, April 13, 2015. Writing critical essays about Bitcoin is probably not a very good idea, judging by past feedback on tweets. However the topic is burning on my heart and I really want to share my thoughts about it once and for all since ...
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In this clip, a CNN anchor and editor fail to recognize that what they have identified as an “ISIS flag” is actually a flag of dildos and butt plugs, rendered in the style of ISIS.
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We should probably leave a note behind to let the aliens know that Mad Max: Fury Road was not a documentary.
Groundwater supplies are threatened across the globe.
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Big Ag is behind the vast majority of this.  I'm sure petro industry is doing it's best to catch up with Ag on this one though.  
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  • Pennsylvania State University
    MS Software Engineering, 2001 - 2003
  • Pennsylvania State University
    BS Computer Science, 1994 - 1999
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