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2 inches of snow? In April?? In middle Tennessee???

Oh, wait... never mind. False alarm.
My yard is just full of those white puffy dandelions.
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Your attitude in life will determine if a major life event will be your end or your beginning.
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Parenting tip #2385

When your child out of the blue says, "I did not TOOTED!"

It's usually a dead giveaway that your child DID in fact actually "tooted"!
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Time to put yesterday where it belongs, in the past, and to focus on the single most important day of your life...

TODAY. 
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Who knew that if you leave dinner croissant roll dough out of the fridge for more than an hour it becomes this magical blob of dough that looks absolutely NOTHING like the pic on the tube? And I'm now the coolest dad for inventing this new wonderful creation.

Yes, dads... it is fine for you to celebrate. Accidental victories are victories nonetheless.

(Incidentally, I think I have one that looks like Grover, one that looks like John Ritter and one that looks like the apostle Paul. Not that I know what Paul REALLY looks like but this is MY imagination. Deal with it!)
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Lyndi: Is that Michael Jackson?

Me: Yes.

Lyndi: Why does he look like a girl???

Me: (LOLOLOLOLOL!)
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I may have said this before but it's worth repeating.

If you have an electric toothbrush, don't put the toothpaste on and press the power button before you put the toothbrush in your mouth. It's funny but not pretty.

AND THEN definitely don't clean up that mess and ACCIDENTALLY do it again!

I have taken that life lessons so you don't have to. 
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I was educated:

Me: Now they are singing it in Spanish.

Liana: What is Spanish? You mean like UNO?

Me: No. UNO is the card game we play all the time.

Liana: Oh... What about dos and tres?

Me: Ummm... yeah. Ok. Let's start this conversation over.
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Love keeps you in the air when you're trying to fall down. 
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If laughter is the best medicine then my quest over the next few months is to try to be the healthiest person in the world!

Thank you to all of my family and friends who have been there to give me my teaspoons of medicine even when I didn't want to take it!
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