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You ever have one of those days where you are so busy you wonder where the day went?

You ever have one of those days that you were so busy but time just felt like it stopped, did a handstand and refused to move another inch until all the blood rushed from its feet to its head, making it pass out, go crashing to the floor and not wake up for another week?

I'll give you one guess as to which kind of busy I have been today!
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After 18 months of soul searching... I have decided to resurrect Dad By Trade. Soooo many things have changed.  Some good... some bad.  But all different.  Life doesn't sit still.  It speeds up.  It slows down.  The pace literally can change from one moment...
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My little ones wanted to play Monopoly. And because I'm ultra competitive I decided to just referee the game.

WHAT WAS I THINKING?!? Keeping them from destroying each other outside of the game is WAY harder than actually beating them inside the game!
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My kids suffer from a horrible case of TSI!

That's when daddy is listening to one of the wonderful songs of the 80s and the kids grumble and complain the music is WAY too loud. Then... 5 minutes later they go absolutely BONKERS when a Taylor Swift song comes on and want me to turn the radio up louder than it can even go!

I'm starting the TSI Foundation. No kid should suffer another single minute of T-Swizzle-Itis. And just when you think it could never happen to your kids... BAM! Kids yelling (thinking they're singing), stomping and clapping all right in front of you!

And any attempts to correct this by changing the station seems to make the disease worse. You feel so hopeless as a parent when all you can do is ride out this terrible affliction and hope and pray that none of those songs end up in that never-ending loop in your OWN head!
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I'm making Shepherd's Pie tonight for dinner and my littlest one is upset because she doesn't want "pie" for dinner. I argued it wasn't that kind of pie. She was not convinced. So, I'm renaming this a "meat and potatoes and peas and carrots thingy".

You have to pick your battles.
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FUNNY for the MONDAY:

Lyndi: I don't think any of God's animals are ugly.

Liana: Why did you say a dog in Colorado was ugly?

Lyndi: Yeah... but I didn't know myself back then!

I'm glad my daughter knows herself before the ripe old age of 10!
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Liana: I know how to spell TOOT'S!

Me: OK. Spell it.

Liana: T - O - O - T - catastrophe - S

Me: Well... yeah.

LOVE having my little ones here! You can't get this comedy gold just anywhere!
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I know I'm an adult. And trust me... I use that term lightly. But, I REALLY want to see that new PEANUTS movie coming out!!!
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Decided to watch Minions with the little ones. My "baby" asked, "What's Magic Mike?" I gave her my new standard answer... That's a question for a different time. 
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I have already gotten my weight training and cardio out for the day! My weight training came from cutting a third of my grass which had grown at least up over my knees (and I'm tall). If my lawnmower could talk it would give me the silent treatment right now! I got my cardio because while cutting the grass I was having to run back and forth refereeing two girls who decided today... it's Battle Royale day at the Walker house!
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You ever have one of those days when you know for a FACT you and your entire family look like a HOT MESS walking out of the house...

But none of you care because your family still looks good?!?

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Just had a question asked that was hilarious... and a little bit disturbing.

Liana: Daddy... why did God make people out of meat?

I laughed for a full 10 minutes about that question! LOL! Then, I started thinking... it's true but we wouldn't refer to something like that unless we are going to eat it!

So, I'm going to lock my door tonight and suggest the same thing to my middle child. My wisdom tells me I can't be too careful in these type of situations.
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