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Tom McHale
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Writing to pay the bills while I pursue my career in Hamster Cosmetology.
Writing to pay the bills while I pursue my career in Hamster Cosmetology.

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Is it just me or do prescription drug names sound kind of like future Disney Princesses? Repatha, Kadian, Luzu, Jevtana, Opana... Ozempic will probably be a faithful sidekick.
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Pretty sure my shoes and socks just won a National Championship! #Clemson
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Here's an easy #NewYearsResolution to check off your list. Ever wanted to know what's constitutional and what's not? Here's a practical and entertaining owners' manual to the #Constitution and #BillofRights. https://amzn.to/2BXXvqQ
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Shorter 2018: Posturing is more important than solving.
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Sanctimonious #2018InOneWord
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It won’t be the atom bomb that ends civilization, it’ll be something far more insidious - too many people becoming all “woke”
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The biggest problem with #ChristmasMusic is that I have no idea what “figgy pudding” is.
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Just once I’d like to see a Walmart commercial that shows an actual Walmart. As long as they include a caption that says, “Yeah but our crap is really cheap” it would still work.
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When I see car commercials promoting auto steering correction they should just say, “It’s cool, you can text and drive even more now.”

#Honesty #Texting
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When I grow up, I'm gonna be a Social Justice Warrior. The pay isn't very good but at least everyone will despise me.
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