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First truly predictable thing in #waywardPines I hope it's not a trend 
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For all the FATHERS out there

Before 9am : First step out of bed was into a pile of cold puke, after cleaning my foot , I cleaned it of off the now stained carpet , I than went into cleaning up piss and shit , and had to make a trip to the drug store to pick up diapers and ass wipes in 2 sizes ... HAPPY FATHERS DAY!

FYI I am single and have no children turns out being a care taker for a 93 year old man and a 90lbs dog give similar results. Enjoy your day and remember at least you got laid 
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Friends, let's talk.

Let's talk about E3. Specifically, let's talk about the number of fucks I give about this Final Fantasy 7 remake.

So it turns out, I give very few fucks. Very very few, really. In fact, the number of fucks I give is actually zero! Isn't that fascinating?

I thought about giving negative fucks about the Final Fantasy 7 remake. I mean after all, Squeenix has been on autopilot for, what, almost 10 years now? The owe us. They really should be paying us to play their latest repackaged remake of a remastered classic. Paying us, that is, in fucks.

But, of course, negative fucks aren't really a thing. Negative fucks can't really exist in our Cartesian universe -- no dice. So, instead I just give zero fucks.

Not a single fuck is given by me, about this Final Fantasy 7 remake. Fuck off Squeenix, and take your tired-ass ancient ports with you.

(As a personal message to Squeenix employees: You're wasting your careers. You're wasting your lives. You're wasting your youth. You're making bad games that have no meaning and no purpose. You should feel bad. Listen to that voice deep inside you that you've been desperately ignoring. Listen to it, and realize that you can do better. Because you literally can't do worse. Quit, and get a better job.)
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Wtf , this isn't Facebook ?!? #reading #comprehension 
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All kinds of new things in M, developer settings includes a theme although it doesn't apply to app drawer, only menus it seems but I'll take the dark either way
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With +Zak Shuboy​, +Renaud Lepage​, and +Prash D​ all having birthdays today we know only one thing .....

A lot of us missed one hell of an orgy !!

J\k happy birthday gentleman
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Thanks br0!
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Happy birthday +Bryan Stine​! 
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I will also add a bottle of scotch
 
There are Googlers out there who are twiddling their thumbs because all of their M work is done right? Right? If so, I'll send you beer and donuts if you were to spend a bit of time adding any of the following:
* Change Developer options -> Stay awake from a switch to a picker with options of "Never", "When USB debugging connected" and "Always". The 2nd one is the key.
* If I enable Developer Options, display the packageName in the Manage Apps/App Info screen.
* If I enable Developer Options, add Restart to the long press power dialog.

Go on… Surely the promise of freebies from a dude on the Internet is more pressing than the actual work you've been assigned to work on by your paymasters…
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Just watched latest #waywardpines ... Mind blown, dont even know what I think is really going on anymore 
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ASUS is celebrating some big milestones right now, these include reaching 500 million motherboards as well as 125 million graphics cards. In addition ASUS is celebrating some important anniversarie...
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Simple. I have a couple larges and a couple XL's. I only have two medium sweatshirts. Circle me, reshare and comment with size. I can ship in US. #HoodiesNShirts
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+steve smith used this gif for another post, but all I could do is cry watching because +Renaud Lepage never hit the buy button.  I am sure my pain does not even compare to what he feels every regret filled day though.  Let this be a lesson to everyone, don't let the best things in life pass you by. 
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he had a chance to own the machine pictured here for a more than reasonable price and failed to click the buy button 
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