I get a random loooong email chain forwarded to me from my manager. I scroll down to the bottom and start reading.
Shock #1: The Senior Vice President of Information Technology, who I have never met in person, knows me by name and believes that I can fix this issue.
Shock #2: The issue revolves around landing a $500,000 sale.
Shock #3: I get this email at 9:15 am. I also get an invitation for a meeting to discuss the solution at 9:30 am.
I scramble around, grabbing junk computers for testing and googling what on Earth the customer they're talking about even does. I actually come up with not one possible solution, but two! I rush back to my desk, go to join the call and see that it is scheduled for 9:30am..... tomorrow.
Me: Impossible things are happening everyday.
Me: Fist bump?
Me: Rodgers and Hammerstein fist bump?
Elizabeth: ...get away from me.
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