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Tim Weber
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Lives in S. Aurora, Colorado
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What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A candy baa!
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Using Google Inbox? You can see all the keyboard shortcuts (on the computer) by opening it and pressing [Shift]+?. Pretty cool, I know.
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Side dude video in reverse... guy is a booger victim. 
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The origin of the Internet's most viral images
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Infinite loop.
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Glorious, Timmy. Glorious.
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Duck with teeth !
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A young turtle is seen in the forest climbing up the trunk of a tree. It reaches the first sturdy branch of the tree and climbs out to the very end of it. At the end of the branch it hesitates for a minute before jumping off flailing its legs wildly tumbling end over end before smashing head first into the ground.

Slightly dazed the turtle gets up and starts climbing the tree again. This time the turtle passes the first branch, and starts crawling along a higher, less sturdy branch. Once again he reaches the end, hesitates, and then jumps off flailing wildly and end over end until he smashes head first into the ground.

This time the turtle seems clearly shaken up, but resolutely starts climbing the tree again. He bypasses both the first and second branch and climbs out the highest, most shaky branch. This time when he reaches the end of the branch he looks over and waves at two birds watching him.

The birds look at one another when the male bird says: I think it's time we tell him he is adopted.
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My 3 yr old daughter's friends: Leo, Eli, Tigie, and Bernard Alexander Hamilton.
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So these two ladies walk into a morticians office. The first woman says to the mortician, "I've got my husband here in his very best blue suit, but what I'd really appreciate is if you could have him in a black suit for the funeral. Here's a blank check, use whatever you need, I just want him in a black suit."

The mortician agrees and thanks the woman and the first woman leaves. Now the second woman comes in and says, "I know I've brought my husband wearing a black suit, but I've always really loved him in blue. Is there any way you can have him in a blue suit for his funeral?"

The mortician assures her that it's not a problem and the second woman thanks her and leaves. A few days later the mortician shows up at the first man's funeral and his widow walks up and says, "Thank you so much for doing this. My husband looks wonderful in the black suit you found him."

The mortician replies, "Of course, I was happy to do it. And here's your check back."

"No, I really appreciate it and I want to pay you, just take whatever you need."

"Oh no really, it didn't cost me anything. You see, right after you came in a woman showed up with her husband in a black suit and she wanted him wearing blue. So in the end all I had to do was switch the heads."
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Looool omg
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"I walk sideways because I have nothing to look forward to."
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Director, HC Analytics and Performance Measurments
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Applied linguistics, adult learning, leadership, program/project management, doing cool stuff that makes you say, "Whoa! That's cool."
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  • TeleTech
    Human Capital Director, 1997 - present
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  • Columbine Medical Center
    1994 - 1997
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iTim, "Tim From Utah," iTim__Office, Daddy
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Business Leader & Dad
Introduction
Being a dad is a huge part of who I am and what is important to be. I love my kiddos and want to protect them, provide for them, and be there for them. My hope is my kiddos grow to understand the values of education, responsibility, and kindness.

I work at +TeleTech as a smarty-pants analytic and applied linguistic scientist, but I've had many roles here since 1997. I've had the privileged to grow and understand the industry from just about every angle as a business-service provider to the worlds top companies in just about every industry sector (media, communications, health care, technology, cable & satellite, etc). My most recent adventures have taken me to the world of "Big Data," which sounds similar to "big dada" with my American accent. (My databases likes it when I call 'em big dada.)
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S. Aurora, Colorado
Previously
Utah - Pennsylvania - New Delhi, India
They sell tacos and stuff.
Public - 2 weeks ago
reviewed 2 weeks ago
Lots of fun. Great place to hang out with my 4 year old.
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reviewed 2 weeks ago
Got to go for the lunch buffet. The chicken tikka and tandoori chicken are awesome. The service is phenomenal. Ate here for lunch and wasn't hungry again until the next day. Everything is so good, it is easy to over do it.
Public - 2 months ago
reviewed 2 months ago
Food is probably good, but they suggested authentic food and it had blood in it (I guess that's authentic). I can never go back and haven't eaten Pho since. :(
Public - 3 months ago
reviewed 3 months ago
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day when I was chillin' in Kentucky Fried Chicken Just mindin' my business, eatin' food and finger lickin' This dude walked in lookin' strange and kind of funny Went up to the front with a menu and his money He didn't walk straight, kind of side to side He asked this old lady, "Yo, yo, um...is this Kentucky Fried?" The lady said "Yeah", smiled and he smiled back He gave a quarter and his order, small fries, Big Mac! You be illin'
Public - a month ago
reviewed a month ago
My nephews and niece went here.
Public - 3 months ago
reviewed 3 months ago
Smothered in chili -- good stuff, but very spicy.
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