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They've renamed their Trump Tower beer to "Chinga Tu Pelo" (Fuck Your Hair) and at least one bar (http://chicago.eater.com/2015/7/1/8874425/trump-beer-ginos-east-chicago-latino-center) is donating the proceeds of all sales to latino cultural groups.
Update: For a list of all 32 Chicago bars now selling this beer, see the bottom of this story.
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Not unthinkable for those letters to come down.
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Couldn't happen to a nicer short-fingered vulgarian.
The Republican hopeful’s comments about Hispanics have been disastrous for his brand and reputation, which he values at an outlandish $3.3 billion.
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If he helps poor people to wise up to the TV, he will be a miracle worker.
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Classic Donald - "They didn't fire me, I fired them! They were not classy enough for Trump!"
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Macy’s announced on Wednesday that it will begin phasing out Donald Trump's menswear products, which have been sold at the retailer since 2004.
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Go Trump!
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Carrey is still suffering the toxic effects of dating Dr Playmate Jenny McCarthy for 5 years.
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Threatening to withhold state funds from a charter school solely because they intended to hire one of your political opponents isn't exactly appropriate behavior for a governor, no matter what party.
Gov. Paul R. LePage of Maine has generated a bipartisan backlash in the Legislature, and even talk of impeachment, with a rough style and a flurry of vetoes.
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It's interesting to see how Left-Wing extremists will go to any lengths to smear and vilify someone who opposes their political [read: religious] beliefs... especially when that person holds a political position across the floor.

Gov. LePage was RIGHT to threaten to withhold funds in this event that a political activist (with an anti-charter schools agenda) be appointed to a position that would allow him to destroy charter schools.

School boards should be 100% apolitical! The ONLY agenda they should follow is the betterment of education for our children. We need to purge ALL of our school systems at ALL levels from Leftist political terrorists, who have been warping the minds of our children for decades.

Anyone who retorts by so much as suggesting that we route out all right-wing activists, as well, is a complete and utter moron. They might as well recommend that we get rid of unicorns. They don't exist.
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Scalia has become the Grampa Simpson of the Supreme Court.

"Now, my dissent begins in 19-dickety-two. We had to say "dickety" cause that Kaiser had stolen our word "twenty". I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles..."
Just when it seems his antics couldn't possibly become more ridiculous, Justice Antonin Scalia finds a way.
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#HickeryDickeryDoc dickety 16 maybe he's out of the scene!
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If this is true, the Church of Scientology is toast. Celebrities may not be the biggest source of revenue but they help keep the rank and file cult members content.
Tom Cruise is allegedly planning to leave the Church of Scientology. An inside source says that the 52 year-old actor is finally going to break ties with the secretive and controversial religion in order to salvage his relationship with 9 year-old daughter Suri.
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Funny how this is happening just ahead of the release of a major Tom Cruise motion picture.
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"respect the nyt, but not buying peas in guac. onions, garlic, hot peppers. classic."

The main man tells it straight. No peas in guac, what are you thinking, NY Times?
“respect the nyt, but not buying peas in guac. onions, garlic, hot peppers. classic. https://t.co/MEEI8QHH1V”
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He is so boring anymore.
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Forcing weak encryption on devices will just make it easier for criminals to break into phones, accounts, etc, and law enforcement will abuse it as part of the global war on drugs if the UK is anything like the US. They also might, and I stress might, catch a terrorist. Might. All the cell phone metadata the NSA hoovered up didn't catch any.
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I think he means encryption in the home not corporate or business computers. Since most of what ISIS do is online, it's a start but ultimately it's going to have to end up with boots on the ground and the bloody Arab states need to get their hands dirty too - they've been idle military capability providing bystanders for too long now!
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Maybe we need to pour another couple trillion into this failure. That'll fix it!
F-35 pilot found his aircraft "substantially inferior" in close battle.
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the someone pocket. cut the defence budget and make sure the money is going for defence and not going into someone pocket.
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All part of his master plan. Trump may seem like a fool, but he's Sun Tzu and Machiavelli combined.
Donald Trump slammed his longtime partner NBC on Monday after the broadcaster announced it was cutting ties with him. ...
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+donald jones I know right, man you talk about hot water...
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This is what happens when you don't have adequate sex education.
Watch as FRC president Tony Perkins insists nationwide marriage equality will increase the number of out-of-wedlock births.
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+Robbie Adams Thanks, Robbie. I see you feel me, Dawg.
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I have been doing web development since 1995. It was mostly a steam-powered, punch-card-controlled affair back then.
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Learned one dead language, an archaic form of another and bits of pieces of two modern ones. Forgot them all, then taught myself Perl, HTML, JavaScript & CSS and now Selenium & jQuery. Co-inventor of Tellurium (http://te52.com) and the PBehave testing language. Nothing I post should be considered to be the views or opinions of anyone else or even myself because sometimes I post stuff just for the lulz.
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  • Boston University
    Classical Languages and Literature, 1991 - 1995
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