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Randy Cassingham
Works at ThisIsTrue.Inc
Attended Woodside High School, California
Lives in Ridgway, Colorado
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Yeah, I chuckled.
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But a REAL heavy duty EMS needs a towel that big!! LOL!  
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This week's Honorary Unsubscribe goes to Bartender Sasha Petraske. Wait, a BARTENDER? Yep. Read why...
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Well Hey! If there's a "documentory" about it, then it must be true!

Spammers are SUCH obliviots.

But when did they start spouting "Biblical" prophecy? I checked my Bible, and didn't find Obama's name ANYWHERE!

My FU to spammers: http://www.SpamPrimer.com -- so there!
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+Ken Barber Yes, but never be WHAT? LOL, foreign spammers and their imperfect grasp of English actually makes spam sort of entertaining. I can well imagine you having a good laugh at their expense. 
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Monday's Jumbo Joke: A man searches for the perfect woman, and finds most are "Just a Wee Bit" wrong for him....
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The question I have always had with the "prefect mate seeker" type of jokes is this:

If the woman being sought out as the perfect wife marries this guy, does it mean that he meets HER criteria for the perfect husband?
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And left or right doesn't seem to matter.
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I don't remember any images of manure piles, or sheep, in the Star Wars saga. But there are plenty of robots. 
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An awesome Honorary Unsubscribe this week: Policeman Edward Thomas is the kind of guy you want a cop to be.
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Next to the dictionary definitions of "Hero", "Tenacious", "Perseverance", and "Dedicated" should be pictures of Officer Thomas at various stages of his career.
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Friday's Jumbo Joke warns about a Terrible New Virus -- it's a serious threat to your well-being!
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+Ken Barber There's another possible treatment for it, that my uncle likes to use, the acronym of which is F.I.S.H.I.N.G.

Unfortunately, he won't share with the rest of the family what that particular acronym means, but he sure gets a kick out of it. 
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The latest Jumbo Joke: An artist gets Artistic Good News, And Bad News, from the gallery owner.
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Little does the doctor know, the patient is going to get a "special" life  insurance policy... if he dies under suspicious circumstances, the beneficiary will be a hitman, who will see to it that the murderer does not live to enjoy his spoils.

Close enough to a Mafia punchline, +Ken Barber ? ;^)
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Must drink "8 glasses" of water a day? NO evidence says we need to, doctor says (with a billion links to references).
There is no science behind a formal, one-size-fits-all requirement of daily water consumption.
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+Ken Barber if you can make it through a gallon of 100 proof in 24 hours you have other issues. 
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A reader-suggested modification to yesterday's post (that's been going around).
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Thanks, +Randy Cassingham!  I feel honored.
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I love Friday's Jumbo Joke: The Fortune Teller.
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The latest Jumbo Joke is for the geeks out there. Web Designer Humor: 5 Quickies.
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Ugh! Tables!
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Occupation
Writer and Publisher
Employment
  • ThisIsTrue.Inc
    Writer and Publisher, 1994 - present
  • NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory
    Member Technical Staff, 1986 - 1996
  • Various Private California Ambulance Services
    EMT, 1977 - 1984
Places
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Currently
Ridgway, Colorado
Previously
Burbank, California - Boulder, Colorado - Ridgway, Colorado - Arcata, California - Portola Valley, California - Marin County, California
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Tagline
Online Writer and Publisher since the Internet Dark Ages (1994)
Introduction
Author of the weekly weird news feature This is True, creator of the Get Out of Hell Free card, author of the True Stella Awards. Author of the book The Dvorak Keyboard. See full bio on personal web site.
Bragging rights
One of the first people in the world to make a living on the Internet -- starting in 1994!
Education
  • Woodside High School, California
    1974 - 1977
  • Humboldt State University
    Journalism, 1980 - 1985
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