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A Garlic Breath of Fresh News
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Voting Won’t Matter, because I don’t care…. - Bare not this scenario, for that Chuy is a man of steel and only high fructose corn syrup, fluoride and heavy metals can bring him down. He get's his cilantro and onions from the people to keep his strength and deter Kryptonite, so vote on! http://ow.ly/2VfrvL

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Dr. Katalyst’s Last Coming - Dr. Katalyst told the board at multikulti that when his time has come that he would like his soul to leave his body as his body is lit in a flame rolled on a bed of that all enduring female plant. http://ow.ly/2SOwpT

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The Spaceship Leaves - Dr. Katalyst had a dream that he discovered that the 4th floor of the building that is multikulti is actually a spaceship that took off. http://ow.ly/2SOwpX

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Fracking Companies Now Sell Water and Fire From the Same Source http://ow.ly/2SOwpV

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Non-voters reminded to bitch extra following recent election http://ow.ly/2SOwpU

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The End is Near: MK Buys Fancy Toilet Paper for Everyone! - The Julian Calendar originally consisted of 10 months so some time has been unaccounted. The prophecy of the end of the world has been extended with this error accounted. Meanwhile, the end of multikulti is even more near. http://ow.ly/2SOwpW

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Potholes Repurposed - The Mayor has dug a hole in the the city and the TIF’s budget when executing his ‘building a new Chicago,” that led him to think creatively to respond to the ever exponentially increasing pothole problem. http://ow.ly/2OSVaH

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Is, Is? - The folks at multikulti are unraveling the greatest conspiracy of all time, and by that we do not mean what the CIA is actually funding with the cohesion of corporate warfare but the metaphysical question on our projection of reality. http://ow.ly/2OSAxz

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Fetuses Diagnosed with ADD and Restless Leg Syndrome - Doctors have discovered that millions of fetuses are suffering from a terrifying epidemic of Restless Leg Syndrome that can only be the result of the perhaps most severe outbreak of Attention Deficit Disorder the world has ever seen. http://ow.ly/2OSAxy

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One Month Ago (April Fools): Letter to Rahm and Pat - On April Fools marked an action and hand delivery of a Page Telegram to both Rahm Emmanuel and Pat Quinn. The officer in Rahm's office signed "J. Smith" and did not put in a date. Nonetheless the guard delivered the Oliver typewriter letter to Rahm right away and Pat Quinn gave us his regards. Watch action and the delivery to Rahm's office. http://ow.ly/2GegWI
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