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Hey everyone,

   You may have noticed that I haven't been posting much lately. I've been running this page for about 3 years, and it's really something that I take a lot of pride in. However, I just don't think that it's possible for me to keep on publishing new content on a schedule.

   I've thought about this for a while, and I've decided that I'm going to stop posting on here. If you want to talk ever, or just want to hear a joke or two, feel free to hit me up +Ranen Miao . 

   I understand if you unfollow, but hey, it took a long time to get to here. I appreciate all of you who joined me on this journey and laughed at all the stories that I've posted. Thank you all for everything.

   This page is still my pride and joy, but I just don't think that it's something I can continue to maintain. Again, thanks to all of you who stuck around for this long. I couldn't have done it without you. <3

Signing off,
~Ranen
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+The Ranen Center *gasp* you noticed me? GOAL COMPLETE :D
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ME: So how do you do taxes?
SCHOOL: Maybe you'll learn it after you read Hatchet.
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ME: (listening to podcast from my phone)
ME: Now where did my damn phone go...
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whats a podcast, isnt that for old people..........................:P
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   "Once, a woman's husband died, and she went to the mortician to check on the bodies. She saw her dead husband, who was wearing a black jacket, and told the mortician; "I want him to have a blue jacket." The mortician agreed. The next day, the woman returns and asks the mortician if her husband has a blue jacket. The mortician shows her, and the woman is happy. "How much did this jacket cost?" "Nothing," replies the mortician. The woman is confused. "What?" "Well, yesterday, another woman came in with her dead husband, who was wearing a blue jacket. I asked if she would mind if her husband died with a black jacket, and she said no, so I swapped the heads."

                                                   ~Ariel in English Class
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ME: Hey, mom, can I buy-
MOM: No.
ME: But-
MOM: No.
ME: HEAR ME OUT MOM
MOM: Fine.
ME: Can I buy some ice cream?
MOM: No.
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ME: Haha, Senora's not here yet, guess we can do whatever we-
(Teacher walks in)
ME: BUENOS NACHOS
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TEACHER: WHO WANTS TO SEE THE PHILADEPHIA ORCHESTRA ON FRIDAY? :D
CLASS: ...
TEACHER: You get to miss school.
CLASS: SIGN ME UP
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if ur teacher actually asked u this, u do know that the orchestra is really good right?
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FRIEND: What does the cheese say in front of the mirror?
ME: DON'T DO IT
FRIEND: Halloumi
ME: ಠ_ಠ
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ME: (reading health article)
"The World Health Organization categorizes bacon and other processed meats as a health risk equivalent to that of cigarettes, and a direct correlation to causing cancer."
ME: Oh no
ME: (takes another bite of BLT sandwich)
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FRIEND: OH MY GOD, IT'S SO COLD! SCREW THE WEATHER!
ME: It's under 18 though
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PRESIDING OFFICER: We now open the floor for speeches regarding the No Child Left Behind Act. Senator Roy, you have the floor.
ROY: Thank you, presiding officer. 
ROY: (clears throat)
ROY: Promises are like babies; easy to conceive, but hard to deliver.
ME: Where are we going with this ._.
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FRIEND: Ranen, please don't make any marijuana references.
ME: (holds up pizza) I'm more baked than this pie.
FRIEND: Why Ranen.
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Introduction
Welcome to the Ranen Center! Sit down and browse around, see if anything interesting comes up!

I generally spend lots of time online, so why not start a Google+ page to communicate with others and share my own thoughts?

Right now, my page generally focuses mainly on comedy and comedic posts. Follow me for everyday updates! I try to update the page frequently with everyday events, funny online posts, and funny quotes from comedians such as Ellen DeGeneres, Jim Gaffigan, Gabriel Iglesias, and many others!

Here are some of the specialty segments I've made before, featuring a special headline to categorize the post.

If I was a...
[ Release period: November 2013 ~ December 2013 ]

   Posts which are funny phrases I might say if I worked as a certain specialty profession.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT
[ Release period: June 2013 ~ Present ]

   Posts featuring awkward moments and tidbits from life, from the internet, from conversations, or from school.

50 THINGS YOU NEVER WANT TO HEAR YOUR DOCTOR SAY
[ Release period: February 2014 ~ April 2014 ]

   Around 50 posts made over a course of two to three months, featuring phrases one wouldn't want to hear on the operating table, or just from any doctor working with you in general.

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
[ Release period: June 2014 ~ Present ]

   Posts about innocent phrases and words which may appear dirty, depending on how one perceives it.

I try to make lots of original content, and I make 3 to 6 posts each day, usually originals. The most common topics are conversations with peers and family, awkward moments from school, real-life situations and actions, and real things I've experienced before.

This page features some content which may not be appropriate for certain viewers. There may be certain levels of profanity, sexual references, or real life references that may be offensive to certain demographics. Proceed with caution. 

I also write stories and such which can be viewed at my main account. I also enjoy art, and every once in a while I'll post a piece of art I've drawn. All the covers and backgrounds I use are 100% drawn by me! :) You can see more at my website here! :D

I hope you find something that interests you! And thanks for stopping by! :D

"I can read, write, edit, draw, sing, talk, and entertain."