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Hey everyone,

   You may have noticed that I haven't been posting much lately. I've been running this page for about 3 years, and it's really something that I take a lot of pride in. However, I just don't think that it's possible for me to keep on publishing new content on a schedule.

   I've thought about this for a while, and I've decided that I'm going to stop posting on here. If you want to talk ever, or just want to hear a joke or two, feel free to hit me up +Ranen Miao . 

   I understand if you unfollow, but hey, it took a long time to get to here. I appreciate all of you who joined me on this journey and laughed at all the stories that I've posted. Thank you all for everything.

   This page is still my pride and joy, but I just don't think that it's something I can continue to maintain. Again, thanks to all of you who stuck around for this long. I couldn't have done it without you. <3

Signing off,
~Ranen

TEACHER: WHO WANTS TO SEE THE PHILADEPHIA ORCHESTRA ON FRIDAY? :D
CLASS: ...
TEACHER: You get to miss school.
CLASS: SIGN ME UP

FRIEND: What does the cheese say in front of the mirror?
ME: DON'T DO IT
FRIEND: Halloumi
ME: ಠ_ಠ

ME: So how do you do taxes?
SCHOOL: Maybe you'll learn it after you read Hatchet.

ME: (reading health article)
"The World Health Organization categorizes bacon and other processed meats as a health risk equivalent to that of cigarettes, and a direct correlation to causing cancer."
ME: Oh no
ME: (takes another bite of BLT sandwich)

ME: (listening to podcast from my phone)
ME: Now where did my damn phone go...

FRIEND: OH MY GOD, IT'S SO COLD! SCREW THE WEATHER!
ME: It's under 18 though

   "Once, a woman's husband died, and she went to the mortician to check on the bodies. She saw her dead husband, who was wearing a black jacket, and told the mortician; "I want him to have a blue jacket." The mortician agreed. The next day, the woman returns and asks the mortician if her husband has a blue jacket. The mortician shows her, and the woman is happy. "How much did this jacket cost?" "Nothing," replies the mortician. The woman is confused. "What?" "Well, yesterday, another woman came in with her dead husband, who was wearing a blue jacket. I asked if she would mind if her husband died with a black jacket, and she said no, so I swapped the heads."

                                                   ~Ariel in English Class

PRESIDING OFFICER: We now open the floor for speeches regarding the No Child Left Behind Act. Senator Roy, you have the floor.
ROY: Thank you, presiding officer. 
ROY: (clears throat)
ROY: Promises are like babies; easy to conceive, but hard to deliver.
ME: Where are we going with this ._.

ME: Hey, mom, can I buy-
MOM: No.
ME: But-
MOM: No.
ME: HEAR ME OUT MOM
MOM: Fine.
ME: Can I buy some ice cream?
MOM: No.
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