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Hey everybody,

   I'm gonna be going to China tomorrow, and I'll be gone for six weeks. I'm not entirely sure what kinds of restrictions and censorship that they might have in China, so I'm not counting on being to access this page while on vacation.

   This page may be dormant for the next six weeks or so, but I'm not shutting down. Please continue following the page, and I'll be back in 6 weeks to tell more jokes and share the stories from my travels in China.

   Thank you all for reading this! Have a great summer, guys! :)

~Ranen
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Or use mediahint (look for the old version download so it's free), and please keep the jokes going
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DURING SCHOOL YEAR: 

FRIEND: What time is it?
ME: June 3rd, 2015. Wednesday, 1:25 PM.

DURING SUMMER:

FRIEND: What time is it?
ME: I think it's July?
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That is so true
School year: May 21, 2015 Block 2, English, Mr. Penny, Period 2B, 12:34:36

Summer: I think it's summer
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TEACHER: (passes out 1000 page textbook)
TEACHER: (uses it once for class)
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Or they say: This is very important, bring it home for homework.

End of year: Everyone don't forget to bring in your textbooks!
Everyone: We had textbooks!? When?!
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ERNST: Ranen, are you Chinese?
ME: No, I'm Korean.
ERNST: Oh, okay, that's cool.
ME: I'm kidding, I'm Japanese. :D
ERNST: Wait... What...?
ME: I'm actually from Thailand.
ERNST: Wait where the hell are you from Ranen
ME: The Phillipines, but I have family whose from Malaysia.
ERNST: RANEN WHAT THE DAMN ARE YOU
ME: I'n Taiwanese.
ERNST: Okay.
ME: ...maybe.
ERNST: ಠ_ಠ

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(secretly is half african, half mexican, and half unicorn)
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ME: Dad, you've always been like a father to me. Please accept this card as a token of my poverty :')
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MOM: I love you!
ME: Aw, I love you too!
MOM: I was talking to your brother but okay
ME: Wow thanks mom (.___.)
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No its not what you think -_- +David J. 
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"The only reason anyone should be opposed to gay marriage is because there'll be twice the dad jokes.

<walks into kitchen>
"Dads I'm hungry"
<dads turn around>
"Hi hungry. I'm dad."

Yesterday, the Supreme Court made a landmark 5-to-4 decision on legalizing gay marriage across the United States. It will be a day that will go down in history books because yet another group in America has been granted equal rights. As Senator Bernie Sanders puts it; "Today the Supreme Court fulfilled the words engraved upon its building; 'Equal justice under law.'"

#LoveWins  
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let your imagination run wild ;D
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ROHITA: You should watch How to Get Away with Murder!
ME: Okay, but I'll only watch one episode.

(15 episodes later)

ME: Why did you do this to me
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nope, i got 4k monitors at home, and ethernet
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MOM: Ranen, you need to start packing.
ME: But I'm leaving TOMORROW.
MOM: Exactly.
ME: But... but there's TOMORROW. 
MOM: (-____-)
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RANEN WE'RE ALL GOING TO MISS YOU MAN! (I'm saying it through this account because if I say it through my normal account, it would be weird, haha. Bye!) 
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ME: Can you buy me this candy bar, mom?
MOM: No.
ME: OH YEAH WELL I'M GONNA BUY ONE BY MYSELF
MOM: With what?
ME: Oh yeah I'm broke (._.) Can I borrow five dollars mom?
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$5 for a candy bar? wtf
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GRACE: Ranen, how do your ships change so fast?
ME: Sometimes, the tides turn.
GRACE: ...
ME: <ba dum tss>
GRACE: Get out
ME: ._.
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RANEN DONT GOOOOOOOOOOO
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MOM: All you do at home is sleep and eat, Ranen.
ME: THAT IS NOT TRUE!
MOM: What else do you do?
ME: I... 
MOM: (-___-)
ME: ...watch Netflix :D
MOM: (facepalm)
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I also relieve myself by releasing pockets of gas from the area of "Le Gleuteus Maximeus"
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Introduction
Welcome to the Ranen Center! Sit down and browse around, see if anything interesting comes up!

I generally spend lots of time online, so why not start a Google+ page to communicate with others and share my own thoughts?

Right now, my page generally focuses mainly on comedy and comedic posts. Follow me for everyday updates! I try to update the page frequently with everyday events, funny online posts, and funny quotes from comedians such as Ellen DeGeneres, Jim Gaffigan, Gabriel Iglesias, and many others!

Here are some of the specialty segments I've made before, featuring a special headline to categorize the post.

If I was a...
[ Release period: November 2013 ~ December 2013 ]

   Posts which are funny phrases I might say if I worked as a certain specialty profession.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT
[ Release period: June 2013 ~ Present ]

   Posts featuring awkward moments and tidbits from life, from the internet, from conversations, or from school.

50 THINGS YOU NEVER WANT TO HEAR YOUR DOCTOR SAY
[ Release period: February 2014 ~ April 2014 ]

   Around 50 posts made over a course of two to three months, featuring phrases one wouldn't want to hear on the operating table, or just from any doctor working with you in general.

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
[ Release period: June 2014 ~ Present ]

   Posts about innocent phrases and words which may appear dirty, depending on how one perceives it.

I try to make lots of original content, and I make 3 to 6 posts each day, usually originals. The most common topics are conversations with peers and family, awkward moments from school, real-life situations and actions, and real things I've experienced before.

This page features some content which may not be appropriate for certain viewers. There may be certain levels of profanity, sexual references, or real life references that may be offensive to certain demographics. Proceed with caution. 

I also write stories and such which can be viewed at my main account. I also enjoy art, and every once in a while I'll post a piece of art I've drawn. All the covers and backgrounds I use are 100% drawn by me! :) You can see more at my website here! :D

I hope you find something that interests you! And thanks for stopping by! :D

"I can read, write, edit, draw, sing, talk, and entertain."