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NEWARK, DE—A three-alarm fire tore through a family home on Newark's East Side early Saturday morning, completely gutting the two-story residence and tragically claiming a half-sleeve of Oreo cookies ...
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I hope the family aren't too devastated, I am so sorry for their loss :(
 
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHYYYYYY the Oreos?!?!?!?
 
Extra dark humor to start my Saturday, thank you :-)
 
At least the poor Oreos are now resting in peace, in that big cookie jar in the sky.
 
Someone should start a Facebook page in memorial. 
Essy K
 
My sincerest condolences...
 
Why would someone be so careless as to leave half a sleeve of oreos unattended?
 
Everyone needs to learn fire safety... the oreos might have made it out if there was a plan put in place. Let this be a lesson to all of you.
 
Look at the oreo bag half full. Those 12 perfectly assembled missives of Americanly delicious crunch and goo were eaten before the fall. In fact, perhaps the eater is lucky indeed. She was feeling tight in her pants after sleeve 1 but her boyfriend was on his way home to propose and she didnt even know it. Her moomoo had burned and all she could find dashing around the fire was the dress that she wore to her sister's wedding. That dress was modeled after the one worn by scorchingly beautiful Pippa. As she emerged from the fire, her boyfriend showed up to propose. She looked like 1 million bucks. And she said yes. It wasp then she saw the house half burned up rather thn half burned down.
 
I am going to the pantry and finishing off the oreos while i still can...cannot let this tragedy repeat.
Essy K
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Wise choice, sir.
Essy K
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Ms. Mathiasen,

If you ask us to keep this "AIDS cure" a secret, why in God's name would you post it on a social networking site? I doubt blue cheese and children's songs have much to do with it either...
Maite P
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+Brad Fischer I know, someone needs to call the Department of Snacks and Families on them!
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